WARNING: Some will try and tell you this is just every K.K. Slider song played on top of each other. They are lying. What's happening here is damaging to eyes, ears and souls alike, and also most likely totally NSFW. Unless you want a portal to the 7th level of Hades to tear itself open beneath your office's floorboards, dragging all and sundry to the fiery, eternal depths below. In that case, knock yourself out.
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Watch As K.K. Slider Sings Open The Gates Of Hell
9:40 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Luke Plunkett
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So...there are time travelers and singing dogs in Hell?
Do I need to sign something before leaving?
Mmm, melodic.
More like K.K. Satan
Nothing happened....
It was just static.
I don't get it.
GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL LUKE!
I didn't get this till I went to the youtube url...
It's every K.K. Slider song played at once :)
I don't.. I don't understand why this was created. Why was such evil unleashed?
What...?
W....T....F!?!?!?
Meh... I like it here, its toasty and the endless screams of the thousands of tormented souls soothes me to sleep at night.
*Busts out the marshmallows and some roasting spits and starts making Smore's over a burning soul*
Kids and their "rap" music.
My friend got me with this about 2 hours ago... Oh the horror still rings in my ears and no good tunes are getting rid of it ;-;
What, mmm. i hear piano banging each time I fast forward.
wait... what did i just do.
It's this sort of stuff that makes me shit my pants.
I was expecting Cannibal Corpse-like music.
What the hell is this? It's more weird than creepy.
Dammit Luke, you put warnings BEFORE the things that you need to be warned about, not after!
@Tyber_Zann: Every KK Slider song ever, all at once.
Hmm... the gates of hell didn't open yet. Maybe if I play it backwards...
MY EAAAAAAARS
That's the stuff of nightmares.
If you play it underwater it becomes a Cher song- DON'T PLAY IT UNDEWATER!
I hope I'm not the only one who listened to the entire thing. Fortunately, a portal to the 7th level of Hades did not tear open beneath my house. I must've broken the spell when I paused it to turn down the sound.
This must be the new opening theme to Project Origin.
Sorry Mythbusters, but I think we just proved the brown sound is real.
don't you get same effect when watching VHS of Wizard of Oz backwards?
@Samos42: Nope, played it three times now. Gets kinda catchy after the second.
SPOILERS: This was the Day of Disaster opening.
I couldn't listen to it beyond a few seconds. That really hurt. >_<
The weird thing is you can definitely hear patterns in the chaos. It actually sounds like an intentional tune is in there. Sounds like the planned but random-sounding ickiness of 12-tone music. I bet you could have some fun with a music student by plunking this down and saying "Find the tone row!" and they'd actually believe it was a real composition.
Of course, the best part is that the end actually sounds pretty normal. :)
It was a toss-up between laugh hysterically and scream as though Satan himself was gnawing at my chest and sucking my heart out through his hollow barbed tongue. I chose laugh, but I think I peed myself a little bit.
*puts on ipod*
This is what that Animal Crossing MMO will sound like. What with lag and all. Trust me when I say, avoid it on Saturday evenings!
I stopped at 30 seconds... Slow internet + A devout catholic aunt = WHAT IS THAT SATANIC HEATHENISTIC CRAP?
@Polywhirl:
*wooosh*
Wow, that actually was pretty disturbing.
why is it getting so hot in here?
Why must you bring about the end of days? I'm busy damn it.
Someone finally records all the K. K. songs, and they use them for this?
I would've gladly taken the individuals...
My God. I just shat my pants. That was... Evil. I've never experienced an evil of that sort, but that definitely was. So evil that I've forgotten what the heck it sounded like, because my brain wiped the past two minutes of audio playback.
Sooooouls! COME UNTO ME!
I wonder what happens when you play it backwards...
OH DEAR GOD!
What should I say in Animal Crossing Wild World to request this song?
@ZombiePuppy: "HAIL SATAN". I've heard "MANSON" also works.
@Samos42:
I listened to the whole thing on a friends insistence that some of the melodies could still be picked up.
Let it be known, said friend was lying. Profusely.
K.K. Slider should stick to playing its music on weekends on my Wii as I beat the holy hell out of others. That is all...By the way screw Satan. All hail ZUUL!!!
I could hear some zelda flute, did he even make that?
The majority of it was painful to listen to, but both the beginning and ending were scarily well coordinated with the rise and fall of the sound. Creepy!
i made an upside down crucifix made from twix during my break to decipher the spell only to realize that the subliminal message states the following: what the fuck is this nonsense?
the hell was that....
O_o
You guys are great. Seriously.
Well on the bright side, I now have a hellgate to toss my garbage and a new three headed dog.
On the downside, my little sister's head has started spinning around.
Now what can I listen to to close the gates of hell...
Can you hear me now????
Someone contact Rob Zombie. "Beginning of the End" ain't got jack on this.
And maybe I've been conditioned by too much industrial, but that sounded almost beautiful.
The Gateway to the Pit is Open! Ia! Ia! Yog-sothoth
Holy shat, I ju