Kotaku
How long can you tolerate this monologue without cringing or fast forwarding? I lasted about 8 seconds before my by-proxy embarrassment got the better of me. That's better than my mechanical bull record! Okay, without the crusty old curmudgeon attitude, this is some solid Portal cosplay, with some fantastic touches. Gotta give kudos for the ability to lug a massive cake around a convention hall all day, too. Anyone seen better pics from SakuraCon 2008 that might show this off better?
Thanks for the tip, Rebecca!
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Hot. :P
Cute!
3 seconds. Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery after all. Not a bad concept for a costume, but the talking OH THE TALKING.
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I lasted 2 seconds.
My ears are bleeding!
16 seconds. If she's smart, that cake is made of styrofoam.
I weep for the human race
I lasted 3 seconds. You're a stronger man than I, McWhertor.
I lasted through it all, but I think I'll shoot myself now.
The forces of geekdom and normaldom within me fight over control of my brain when I watch that. Is cool? Or just lame? :P
About 12, but only because I keep forgetting that the space bar does not pause YouTube videos.
Clever getup and all, though.
I watched the whole thing ... it wasn't that bad :P
Hey, she gave it the ol' college try. Bad presentation, but plus points for memorizing all that. And carrying a fake cake.
I feel some mass suicide coming on.
19 seconds BOOYAH!
disgusting
loser
Memorizing lines and then reciting them poorly. Rather disturbing. And where was the bondage?
@Habits: How the hell did you come up with that theory?
9 seconds!
I got to 0:18, a new world record!
I managed 2 seconds...
I skipped to the end to see if any toplessness magically occurs, none.
0:16, because it's important for me to be better than you or something.
I had to stop it after 3 seconds, but I can never unhear it.
1 second. I didn't even had to hear it, just SEEING IT was enough.
I watched the whole thing...I'm a changed man...
Man, they should have designed Glados after her, cause then I too would have been trying my hardest to kill my character too.
after watching all of it, my eyes and ears are bleeding and my head is thorbbing. its evil dudes, dont watch.
Heh well, it's not that it's bad. It's just soooo embarrassing to watch heh...
Some cosplayers are crazy. Really.
I watched the whole thing. I think she did pretty well...
Then again, you just heard that coming from ME.
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....Yeah....
I thought, no-way, it can't be that bad. the shame.. (13 seconds btw)
@sisedi: I also was hoping for that, sadly I watched the whole thing. I hate myself. I figured they were trying to trick us and there was something great stuck in between it all.
I lasted 27 seconds. I couldn't hold it out any longer.
I give her an A for effort, but a D for execution
@jayntampa: same here.
does it help that i haven't played portal? hmm.
22 seconds.
Cos-players make me laugh, and then scare me. Mostly I just feel shame for them tho.
Made the entire thing... sadly this will haunt me for years to come now.
I like the guy in the background who finally notices what's going on around 0:21.
"What the-.... is she....? What a freak.... should I go hit on her?"
My god, I cringed the whole way through. Please tell me I win some prize for doing that, because just doing it for the sake of having done it isn't going to be enough to keep me from wanting to suck a pistol.
MY EYES!!! OOOOO THEY BURN!!
...i hate you.... and i hate cosplayers...unless there models and get there costumes done professionally
horrible she sucks at that watched the whole thing. one of my favorite parts in the game pretty sweet that cake tho took me a few seconds to figure out wut it was tho
wtf i watched the whole thing! portal butchery FTW!
I lasted all the way through it, it wasn't all that bad.
11 seconds... cheers for creativity, jeers for ear-splitting GlaDOS rendition.
I made it through the whole thing... granted I had it muted because I'm at work :)
Yeah, I watched it all (I am a veteran of boring office meetings, so this was, shall we say, a piece of cake).
Surprised her balls didn't drop off, though ^_^.
I made it to 32 seconds. I don't even know why I watched it that long.
Not hot, not impressive...nothing more to see her.
I was helping set up for some of the raves a couple of the nights, I recall seeing her and felt a lot less nausea then. It's probably because someone thought it was okay for her enter her pretend world...
eight awful seconds.
boiling is too good for her.
i lasted 11 seconds and gave up.
I got up to
"was it worth it"
how long was that?
I lasted through the whole thing! You guys are Weeeeeeaaaaaak :p I've seen more embarrassing cosplay than this. And no, i'm not proud of that.
I managed 18 seconds... somehow I'm not really proud of that.
Yeah, well... I can sing the song, from memory and crap. Yeah. And I do. Whenever I'm alone. Because I don't want to make an ass of myself.
All sarcasm aside, you're right, that's an awesome costume. Kudos for having the guts to act like that in front of a camera, too.
4 seconds. Then I did a full body twitch and paused. A voice-changer would have probably allowed me to make it to 12.
15 seconds. Jesus Christ. I suppose I can admire the effort, by man, I don't want to see that ever again.
I made it to the "This video is no longer available" part..
I didn't even manage to hit play before i broke into tears.. I just can't handle it..
7 seconds...
*cringes*