Dear God, I've seen it, I've seen the end...and it's hairy.

BRING ME THE MENTAL BLEACH IMMEDIATELY!

wow. that's...erm......lovely... the term "black hole" comes to mind

Well, now I feel ignorant for wondering what the hell a carpenters smile was. I'll be doing my research from now on.......

Oh jesus fuck.

cant sleep... D: ever again

Haha.. hehe... heh... FUCK YOU KOTAKU! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GOT TO BED. NOW I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES. /cry

DAD!?

Is he crackin stick? Those shorts are awfully far down. Also, thanks for the pending nightmares Bash!!!

Someone needs their smile waxed, and flossed.. oh and thanks for the nightmares :(

...

Fuck it. I don't care what the surgeon general says, I'm indulging myself in a Bleachagarita.

Soon, my broken brain. Soon the pain will cease.

Ohh and Bash... you are evil. You should be proud.

Well, at least somebody's having fun.

Oh god.. I was expecting something a little different. That'll teach me to skim pre-jump posts...

lol. must be a pretty hot game he's playing there.... *looks bait at pic* nope. Don't see what he's getting off to.

Back not bait. should read bbefore posting.

I feel sorry for the next person that sits on that seat.

That can't be legal...

Aagh! Dammit! You should have warned me more! :'(

oh, you ASSHOLES. well played.

well....so much for sleeping now.

That was horrific...

Japan is superior

@Waka in Japan: The tech is techier, the risk is riskier, and the creeps are creepier.

-_o

o_-

Blarghspaggle!

Noooo..... why? why did I click 'read more...'?

HOLY SHIT! .... I love Mahjong!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

Kotaku haet RSS readers.

I've seen it... now I can't unsee it... ugh. Anyone else wondering why the place is empty? But I guess it's just how people in public establishments deal with "trouble"...

+ Watch video

photoshop?

lol what a way to start off my day!

I hope he at least disinfects the seat. If another bare hairy ass were to sit on that seat who knows what would happen.

@Kaizuden: LOL HIS ITEM WAS OUT OF STOCK. We've been through this all already with the video but I still say that sorta douchefag comes into my store, he's getting kicked the fuck out.

As for the article. WHAT THE FUCK?! why were his pants down that far?

Seriously, WTF!?!?!?!?

trickery oh the trickery that image is going to be permanently burned into my retinas at least until I get laser done later on today... bastards!

btw i love alta vista..
Translated comment from source:
"Being to think, that have the sexual desire itself being the game which is done sweetly by mistake it is in the public place, it does. However you do not see recently."

AIDS

@ManjiKengo: I can understand sorta....ya know beating off in public...but.....like i asked before, why are his pants down THAT far?

@platinum: Damn you stared at that ass long enough to make that distinction? I commend you. Its true though, the shirt wrinkles in the top image don't match with the bottom. We've been shooped

@jive238: How do they not match?

I've had shirts wrinkle like that.

@Brian Ashcraft: Dude.... it burns. That was a late April fools. Not the maximum risky I was hoping for today when I asked you about it.

@platinum: I was thinking/hoping the same thing, it kinda looks weird (aside from the obvious overall 'weirdness' of the pic, that is).

Now that was... something else... for shure...

ZE GOGGLES...ZEY DO NOTHING!

ewwwwww. I mean, isn't there anything better than that...?

i would hate to be the dude who cleans up after him...

BLAAAGHHH!!

Sadly, he's actually playing Ms. Pac-Man... he has a thing for a chick with a ribbon... and no limbs.

Not safe for work...or home...or anywhere.

I'm scarred for life.

YOU WATCHED IT!!! YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!!!

@Lyrai: seconding

Is that the completion reward picture or a punishment for losing the level?

@platinum: @jive238: @CruiseElroy: Man, now I'm torn. I vaguely want to see if it's photoshopped, but I don't think that I can make myself look again.

well at least its not as bad as the time you put tub girl up.
At first i thought the guy just had plumbers crack, then it dawned on me... :|

JESUS WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?!?!?!???

What could possibly be so intriguing that you would want to whip it out in the middle of an arcade?

Someone arrest that man! And Bash, too, while you're at it!

He could've at least wiped after

Great. Where were the fish to protect us this time Bash?

Prinny does not approve.

On a RSS reader:

Photo of man at arcade.

Warning
(No "jump")

Brain searing image.

i can't say for sure, but i think most of the arcades i went to in japan required pants. this seems rather odd. maybe this is at the same arcade as that porno i think you posted a while back.

Wha ... what the?!

Terrifying. Nothing much else to say, other than I wouldn't want to be the next person on that seat.

/facepalm

Seat disinfectants added to list of items to bring on a Japan trip.

I am so glad I saw this after I woke up.

Maybe he wear a tanga?

NOTE: all other hits of "Tanga" on images.google.com are better :D