Kotaku
To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Let The Eye Twitching Begin!
So this is the first weekend for Owen Good, our new weekend editor. I used to work with Owen back at the Rocky Mountain News when I was a night police reporter and he was a night general assignment reporter. Well, those were our titles anyway. Really everyone's a police reporter at the Rocky eventually.
I'm pretty sure he'll get up to speed quickly, leaving me to once more mill about my house in a bathrobe uninterrupted. Ah those were the days, hours of shuffling around, staring out windows, pretending that the Internet hadn't been invented. I look forward to their return.
OH, prescription for twitchy eyes: One bottle, Absinthe. One container, sugar. Spoon. Glass. Chair. Perhaps emergency contact info.
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