Kotaku
Occasionally there's a story that hits on April 1st that you only wish was a prank. Pii Pii Brothers, a $35 import for the Nintendo Wii, is such a story. OK, it's actually just a prank. But still.
The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote.Oh man. And it only gets worse.
A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points.OK, I'll admit that the game sorta had me until the peeing on homeless animals part. Seriously, peeing on stray pets? Seriously? If there's any good that's come of this, it's that women can experience the thrill of virtual bipedal urination. In other words, no good has come of this. Happy April 1st. Super Pii Pii Brothers [ThinkGeek via Geekologie]
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"Occasionally there's a story that hits on April 1st that you only wish was a prank. Pii Pii Brothers, a $35 import for the Nintendo Wii, is such a story."
...you aren't serious right?
Your in! Your out!
Wait... What? Seriously, this must be the worst Wii game ever (although we were all thinking it.... admit it).
you're shitting me. this got to be fake. it just got to be Fake. lol
Of course he isn't serious.
Err... What? :D
@EvoAnubis: whew...LOL!!!
Come on, this HAS to be a joke. Virtual pee?
It just makes me think of Chappelle's show. "How do we know that piss wasn't digital?"
O rly?
Wii Pii? is there a bonus round where you try to write your name?
Prank or not, I have no words.
sold!!!!!!!!!
lol strap on Wii dildo.
i want this game! :D
Wow. Think I'll go play that game right now.
brb.
:P
Its an obvious prank, I'm just surprised Wilson seems to think its real, or possibly hes kidding, despite Kotaku's already being done with the April Fool's posts.
Yep, thinkGeek have quite a product there. If you check their site, you'll see some other great stuff like a USB pregnancy test and a Betamax to HD-DVD Converter.
Wait... where's the sensor bar?
Holy Jesus. I was about to ask "WTF IS SHE WEARING", then I saw the screen. Then I felt like I lost a thousand braincells at once.
Also, I don't want to see Super Number 2 Brothers.
ROFL. Best April's fool day ever.
My wife wants the strap on wii holder but not the game.... Should i be scared?
ThinkGeek has the best april 1 pranks.
Thinkgeek has some awesome shit today.
@Bruce Skillis: LMAO! classic and that's from the heart. LOL
My Eyes! The goggles do nahthink!
Looks like someone has a bit of penis envy, nyuk nyuk nyuk! Also the WIImote(lol i'm so puny)needs to be at least 12 inches long so I get an accurate feel for the game.
Just me or did she look infinitely hotter in the still?
Thinkgeek usually have pretty good april fools products. But this just sucks.
It's got about as much depth as half of the wii games currently out unfortunatly, and i think thats what the people who thought it up were thinking.
@Bruce Skillis: "That last one was digital piss, this, this is straight from the heart."
don't let jack thompson know.... videogames currently aren't linked with watersports. >_<
This looks like a shop. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
For anyone who's in any doubt over whether this is real or not, hit the "Add to cart" button on the thinkGeek page.
And what, nintendo will actually allow this to be published? What about the Nintendo seal of quality?
lol, ThinkGeek... I'm going to have to browse their site today for weirdness.
wow i get my cat wet when i pii too.
@Woodwater: Aaahh yes. That was fun.
My cat seems slighly peeved though.
All I have to think is how great this would be as a party game.
Oh God...
That Wiimote is going to be used in terribly wrong ways...
I am not much for simulators...
Thank you, Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we are all taking golden showers.
+ Watch video
also a zelda movie trailer
[movies.ign.com]
I must own this game, please say its not fake.
look at the shot where it shows the person playing and the TV...the motions of the 'mote don't match what's on screen...
gullible?
think of the other uses for games for the Wii Controller Strap on Harness
DAMMIT IT IS FAKE! Just tried to order it. When you click "add to cart" you get the "HA HA APRIL FOOLS!" page.
If it weren't from Japan I'd dismiss it out of hand.
That rhymed. Anyway it's still April 1 so I refuse to believe anything. Even a news story that claims the sky is blue.
I'm ordering a shrinter.
another must-have for the wii-wii
Mr. Wilson Im suing you for mental anguish and trauma.
@Witzbold: OK.
GAH MY EYES...
This wouldn't seem like a game even if it was real. This would be more like a Mario Party 9 minigame.
heh...piipii
@sisedi: not infinitely, but yes
how aboot super pii pii brothers VS super poo poo brothers
@Witzbold:
Can I join? Let's make it a class-action lawsuit.
The kind of games you'll see on WiiWare...