• more about

    #moltencore

    World of Warcraft Gets Its Atari 2600 Port

    read more: #blizzard, #moltencore, #aprilfools, #atari2600, #starcraft2, #worldofwarcraft

    Blizzard Does April Fool's Right

    No one does April Fool's Day quite like Blizzard, and this year is no exception. Today they've unleashed not one, but three separate April Fool's Day jokes on the completely suspecting (for the most part, see below) masses.

    By far the best is the announcement of the new Hero Class for the Wrath of the Lich King expansion, the Bard. Utilizing their magical axes, which they hold upside down, the Bard class unleashes their powers in the form of a Guitar Hero riff, with the amount of riffs hit determining how badly they rock their opponent's world. We're pretty much in total agreement here at Kotaku Tower - we'd play the hell out of this class if it were real. Hit the jump for more Blizzard tomfoolery!

    Over at the Starcraft II website they've just announced a new Terran unit for the game, the Tauren Marine.

    The obscure planet of Azeroth was found to harbor a dizzying selection of humans, mutants, and aliens in a state of perpetual superstition and conflict. The most physically imposing of these warrior races were the so-called 'tauren,' an anthropomorphic bovine genotype with super-human stamina, overpowered racial combat abilities, and bizarrely well-developed horticultural skills.

    While most tauren were satisfied with their agrarian culture and primitive existence, the Confederacy was able to lure away large numbers of young bulls for a life of adventure and violence along the galactic rim. Other tauren referred to these adventurers as 'mad cows,' and they were ostracized from the rest of their kine.

    Mmmm, beefy! Hit up the site for videos of the new units in action!

    Finally we have the announcement you've all been waiting for, World of Warcraft finally makes it to consoles - the Atari 2600! World of Warcraft: The Molten Core features all of the excitement of a full MC raid on your Atari 2600. Boasting 10 bosses with 6 unique boss models and the ability to move in any of 8 directions, perhaps the greatest achievement of the game is the fact that it has sound! Completely ridiculous, really. Who the hell would be fooled by this?

    From: Ben
    To: Tips@Kotaku.com

    Subject: WOW COMES TO CONSOLES

    Credit me as Ben, please.

    Thanks Ben! In the future you might want to try reading the article before sending in the tip, instead of having to follow up your original email with "Shit I didn't even read the article. It's an April Fool's joke." By then it's far too late. Visit the site for more screens, as well as the stunning debut trailer of World of Warcraft: The Molten Core!

    Those Adorable Little Scamps




    World of Warcraft: The Molten Core
    [Blizzard -Thanks Ben and Everyone Else!]


    Send an email to Michael Fahey, the author of this post, at fahey@kotaku.com.