When not hosting Pokémon cartoons, otaku queen Shoko Nakagawa enjoys the simple things like playing Final Fantasy VII, putting catheads in her mouth and cosplay. Some of her previously cosplays, like Super Robot Taisen, have been quite amazing. Spectacular, even. Her recent bean (yes, bean as in, you know, a bean) cosplay has left us speechless. It might sound innocuous, but it is totally MAXIMUM RISKY. Might be not safe for work, even! Pic after the jump. You've been warned. Enjoy.
Certainly, she knows, right? She must.
Shokotan... [NSFW Kangofu Blog]



















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what a dick head
I am very, VERY scared now. D:
Thats a cock on her head, and I think she's happy to see me.
Im not even gonna go there...
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS HEAD!
That's no bean...
What a way to start the day.
There's so many ways to interpret that, and none of them polite to say.
It's a head crab from Half-life, and all you dirty minded people know it too....leave the poor girl alone...hehe
@ErskinPig: It's a space station? A Space penis? A Penis station?
I thought it was a dude pulling a moony after a VERY hot bath.
*no comments*
uhm.....
if someone can explain what the FUCK that is, msg me...
One word.
Goatse.
Ok. I'm awake. Thanks Kotaku!
*right click - save image as - "Enemy of Conehead"*
Hahaha. Oh Wow
I just want to know what does Japanese pop group Kome Kome club has to do with this. I know Shokotan is a big fan of 80's music, but the bean helmet thing leaves me at a loss but then again the Japanese love low humor or maybe since Kome in japanese is a word for uncooked rice maybe she is the uncooked azuki bean?!
Oh, that is such a bad angle. The cameraman needs to stop jerking around and shoot that head right. People come for vigna, not to get an optical shaft.
@invictus2006: So Spot on!!!!
What a total dick.
Festicals have been doing that for years
oh shit! Edit button plz! I meant festivals...
@nottsville: If that's a headcrab then it needs the lol caption "host coupling, ur doing it wrong".
I'm not touching this with a 7 inch pole..
Seriously, I was sitting here, happily chewing my cereal, and then I scroll down a bit and take a gander at the giant clitoris on her head and I stopped. Just stopped, and stared at it for about 20 seconds, and resumed chewing. What the fuck are you thinking Shoko-tan?
Further proof that only dicks go antiquing.
@Foxy_Blue: Greatest. Error. Ever.
It's a foreign hat apparently. It looks like a closed cannon...really.
Is her next public event kanamara matsuri? (don't google that from work)
Do Japanese beans have clitorises?
I cant wait to loose my virginity
Hehe penis hehe.
Dear god...thats something alright
Think it looks more like someone with string bent over with a bulge.
HEADCRABS! :O
@Protector one: Yes, yes they do.
@Raikkenon:
Yeah, since it's too tight right now.
*whisper* One O too many there partner.
I hope she wears that hat to Anime Expo this year.
please bashcraft, can you enlighten us about this cathead crap. I've seen some pictures... what's the deal?
That's.......wow......now I'll try to focus at work and all that will come up is a girl wearing a "bean". Sigh.
What's really f'ed up is since japanese law requires wangs to be censored, nobody probably KNOWS she's wearing a wang on her head.
...wait....
I think it actually looks like someone wearing a thong squatting over her head.
@Protector one:
You ever hear the phrase "flicking the bean"?
@cactaur: That's also what I saw. I see no penis head.
atta girl, shokotan!
i think it looks more like a frombe with an overly pink sack. either way, it's dagnasty.
Glad I wasn't sipping my coffee when I saw that pic. I'd have ruined my bf's pc. That is both gross looking, and hilarious.
The problem is what she did with the hat AFTER the shoots... =O
@faizboy:
The singer from Kome Kome Club probably made that so she wore it on the show. He's known for making "Artistic" sculptures of dicks.
That looks so weird. Looks like a bean if anything.
If I had sex with her while she wears a penis helmet, would that make me gay?
Trust those Japanese...
This thing sort of reminds me of those Cho Aniki games. It's like one of those guys is squatting on Shoko's head.
@天運: Best damned shooter ever~
@mackincheese: That's no erection. That's a battle station!