Usually we opt to pitch you funny blankets from Etsy, but today we thought we'd present a product for the perusal of our readership with, how shall we say this politely, a job more expendable income. By Danish manufacturer Kvadrat, the Pixel Couch (the name should be self-explanatory) is a sort of gaming room dream seat. Sure, the lack of full back pillow coverage could become irksome, but you've got to learn to sacrifice for your art. We couldn't spot the price online, but assume you have to sacrifice a bit for your purchases, too.
Pixel Couch [thecoolhunter]










Comments
No, thank you. I'll pass on that 60's ripoff.
it looks a bit blurry
Needs anti-aliasing badly.
It's a neat idea, but my eyes scream in pain to look at it. :X
@tsukihimeblood:
I thought that when I quickly looked over the picture
"What a shitty picture"
Looks kinda cool, but leaves something to be desired. Doesn't look overly comfortable either.
Also I have this little thing called shame. I can spend thousands on games, but wouldn't dare think of buying game-related furniture. Um... bed sheets don't count, right?
This is kind of stupid >.>
Wow 0.25 dpi !
I'll wait for the 1080 PSI couch, thank you.
Interesting idea, but it hurts to stare at it.
That is one ugly, ugly couch. Not even in a cool way either. Damn you Geek Chic, you've gone too far!
The squares along the bottom aren't even straight. Even if i DID have a job I wouldn't spend my hard earned cash on this.
That thing is so ugly ... I hope that designer gets fired, and ends up working nights behind the 7-11.
@FallenAzrael: Your couch is pressurized!?
It makes me wonder if ever couch has different pixels and if that were true would lining up a few hundred come up with a picture.
Seriously, I blinked to clear my vision at first because I thought my eyes were blurry.
What's the resolution on this couch?
Ugh. No thanks :-S
This would do great in Japan. They see pixels all the time!
@boopadoo:
I was gonna say, does the US version have pubes on it instead?
not bad, but not my cup o' tea.
owch. that couch makes me feel i've zoomed in too far. someone pass the tylenol, this is givin' me a headache
I'd take the pillows. Not the whole couch though.
Maybe if I squint at it... OH DEAR JEEBUS! It's a picture of Reggie Fils-Aime eating a taco! BURN IT!
This makes me queazy. Yes if you have a job you can buy this. But only if you dont have a gf and dont mind not getting land at your pad EVER!
They should rename it "Pixel Junk"
Did anyone else go back up to the picture to squint at it because of ShaggE's comment? ^^;;
Is one seat cushion longer than the other? Or is just an illusion!
Aren't most couches symmetrical?
Woah, my eyes...
Wouldn't it be weird to sit in that couch and watch an AV like - ...
@boopadoo, @Billkwando: HEY! You beat me to it... guess I'm not the only one that warped :p
if you squint even harder, the picture becomes 3-D!!
@SmilingPolitely: *evil chuckle*
I like it a lot.
@icepick314: thanks. i am now officially blind. (i had a co-worker type this for me [yes, even this])
Great.
Another product I'll pay premiun for and we'll end up having dead pixels after a few weeks.
Gah....
Is it sold in 1080p as well?
@Norellicus: LOL PSI!
This couch would be so much better if it was pixelating something obscene... like some side boob or something.
And yes, looking at that couch actually hurt my eyes for a bit.
if you look just right(wrong), its some medic/heavy rule 34. nastayyyy =(
need better pixels.
God, stop those embarrassingly lame pixel/resolution jokes already, will ya?
@ShaggE: Projections *crosses fingers* aside, I wonder what the actual source image(s) were?
LOL!! If I had a dedicated game room, I might want this couch in it.
I'm in love, and it feels real this time.
Note: Not like last night at the pub.
I would buy that and put it in my gaming room of my house.
Now all I need is my house, a gaming room, and the sofa lol.
No thanks, I do not want to sit in Mario's puke.
@Quilt: Same here, I could rock the pillows.
@vaterunser: We can keep the censored porn joked though, right?
Good for FBI informants too.
I can't honestly imagine this looking good in anyone's house.
If I had to say, it looks like the censor pixellation...in which case, one would have to ask...what is so disturbing on a couch that it requires pixellation?
Beside being ugly it doesn't have proper back cushions. Sitting in the middle would blow.
@Kamizzle: is that what it looks like?
I think it's sweet looking. Hah. But I don't see it working anywhere in my house. Maybe in a room thats completely white. Everywhere.
That looks hideous! Artsy Fartsy, Different size pillows?
i think its pretty rad. i'd put it in my room.
Note to self: lack of Sir Mix-A-Lot on iPod.
OMG Beautiful.
Nice modern piece. I'd buy this in a heartbeat.
I wouldn't want people asking me why my living room has a censored penis in it, so thanks.
Sadly i can't find it on the Moroso site. :/ Maybe it's not available within the US... hummmm
@ShaggE: you don't know what anti-aliasing is.
it needs to be black with neon pixels.
@vaterunser: NEVER!
I can't stare at that picture more than 2 seconds.
@vaterunser:
Maybe your sense of humor needs antialiasing?
@tk.:
I thought the same thing. I was gonna quote the song but realized people would think I was talking about the pussycat dolls. Ew.
@Norellicus: Damn it, you got to it first... I never catch those things in time...
For a second I actually thought that was censored on purpose.
@foss: Assumptions. You fail at making them.