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Better lock the door, close the blinds. That's right moppets, Kotaku After Dark starts now. Last time we visited Super Smash Bros. Brawl's riskier elements, it was in the form of underoos. Pedestrian! This time, we've got Solid Snake engaging in some snaking of his own with SSBB's female cast members. The clip's after the jump, and might be someone NSFW depending on how your boss thinks of simulated sexual encounters between fictional video game characters. Know: The clip isn't just a collection of scandalous shots, but there's a story of a woman scorned in there. No, really.
Thanks, jkaccnt!
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ooooo kinky!
SNAKE EATER!!!!
No wonder the Japanese bought this game!!!!
Oh, Snake. (He's such a playa.)
Ahh, it's too early for Maximum Risky!
lol snake is a pervert :P
Snake beater
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Way to take the post from GoNintendo and not give them any credit... Classy move
I'll bite; why?
Thank God.
Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
this brings the meaning of Snake Eater to a whole new level. Snake you sly Mother******
Well that's funny, I just thought Snake was a dog of war.
solid snake: sexual predator lmao
The music makes the whole thing. i always knew Nook was a perv.
Great use of the soundtrack.
oh my!!! snake and Samus(how kinky!)
The Zero Suit Samus ones were the best. I had no idea you could get 'em into such suggestive positions. And Snake at the end, haha, kickass!
Thanks to Kotaku, even YOU can be a lama sutra master!
Behold these bold new techniques, ready to please your body and soul!
Thanks Kotaku!
Big Boss gets Eva, Snake get Mer...wait...THATS NOT MERYL AT ALL!!!
Maximum FRISKY.
Snake is the man, hands down. Imagine how weird it would look if you tried to do that stuff with Ness or Lucas instead. >_>
Haha, after sitting through that smut the ending was actually quite brilliant.
@scotty: NO DAMMIT SCREW YOU KOTAKU AND YOUR NON EDIT BUTTON WAYS!!! I take that thanks back >:( Do you know how crappy my awesome joke sounds now?!
LMFAO XD
That is simply amazing much Props to Mr.WiiSixty
LMAO @ that pic.
If you listen really closely about halfway through you can hear the last of your innocence die. I'm sure there will also be some easily confused youngin' that wonders if he or she will also clip into their future partner's body, thus further confusing his or her young mind. With that out of the way I only have one thing to ask...
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So, do you *really* clip yourself into her body or is that just in the movies?
@Hiro0015: It's all right, you can put away your torches. The tipster probably just failed to give Ashcraft the original source when he linked him to the video. Either that, or the tipster found it himself without the help of GoNintendo. :P
@scotty: Did you mean Kama Sutra?
If you did at least 1 person got it. Right?
@Magic Emperor Anima: ew.
Poor Peach. At least he didn't get daisy....yet
@Hiro0015: Seeing as how the video is a clip from gametrailers.com, how exactly is he taking a post from gonintendo.com?
@scotty: lol, the Llama Sutra.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Kudos!
@scotty: Lama Sutra, ha, I did that overseas once.
I never thought i would see zelda facesitting snake...
what a wonderful world!
Man, am I the only one who finds this sort of thing extremely childish? Oh man, he took a snapshot where her hand is near Snake's crotch! Hilarious! Addressing them as 'hoes' in the credits is equally mature.
Still, this is the Internet, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
@Hiro0015: A video posted on gametrailers isn't exactly exclusive to any site, well besides gametrailers.
You've got to be kidding me.
Thanks a lot for posting my video Kotaku, I really appreciate it. :)
And we all laughed. And felt ashamed and intrigued at the same time.
Didn't know Peach was into the Reach Around. Noted.
Will I ever understand the whole ZS.Samus X Snake pairing ? Better yet, do I want to? Either way, this has provided much laughter for the night. Someone needs to make an H-Doujinshi and call it a day.
I've always thought Snake was gay, or at least Hideo is. Am I the only one who thinks the games contain way above normal levels of homoerotic subtext?
@KeroseneClimax: well snake is a pimp and samus needs a man. i think theres a 70's pop song about it
All of a sudden a light bulb has gone off in the head of the creator of Dead Fantasy
@Cruithne: Yes. Yes they do.
Anyone know the music?
@Cruithne: i wouldn't exactly call what volgin does to snake "subtext"
@Prathik: watch the credits
This isn't very funny. Well, I think I OD'ed doing this back in Melee. That's why.
Snake! NOOO!
I saw, I came. Wait, I may have screwed that up...
Wow, something that usually is just sad and stupid becomes awesome with the perfect soundtrack...nice touch.
Anyone know the music?
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All the music is from Brawl, it says the songs at the end.
they are: Snake Eater, Vs. Ridley, and Encounter.
That's why Snake got old so quick. It's not because he is a clone, it's because he got on with so many of Nintendo's female moscots ;p
@SolidOni_ds:
BB doesn't really get Eva O_o
Thank god they put snake in the game.
...And he did it all without even once being seen.
Well, up until the end. But he made up for that with an unseen escape. Go, Snake!
Okay, ignore my previous comment..
@Hiro0015:
I sent it in like they said, Kotaku did nothing wrong.
The Animal Crossing stage was the best.
The ending definitely made it.
I'm more impressed that they were able to pull off that many panty-shots.
That ending also kicked ass. It reminded me of all those hilarious bonus videos in MGS3 subsistence
Well, that and the soundtrack... I think I need to go play MGS3 again.
@Stormrider: Oh c'mon man, it's just a bit of silliness. What's wrong with a bit of faux-chauvinism every once and a while?
The music did it for me gahahah
SSB XXX 2? You mean to tell me there was another one?
@Cruithne: Oh, absolutely. But I'm not totally sure... I think either Kojima's gay or he's just a big pervert in general ('cause really there's lots of hetero-type innuendo and silly 13-year-old stuff, too).