Sir Paul McCartney not only got a divorce but a flash game about his divorce. Lucky him! In the game, players take on the role of The Beatles' ex-wife Heather Mills and try hurling a glass of water at Macca and is lawyer Fiona Shackleton. (Earlier this month, Mills threw water over Sir Paul's lawyer after being awarded only £24.3 million of the musician's fortune, saying the attorney had been "baptised in court" for making "unpleasant comments". Originally, Mills demanded £125 million.) The flash game isn't a very good game. That's okay. Mills isn't a very good person.
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Throw Water At Paul McCartney!
11:00 PM on Tue Mar 25 2008
By Brian Ashcraft
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she cracked the shits because 24.3 million pounds wasn't as good as 125? just imagine all the GTA4 collector's packs she could get with that.
Greedy bitch.
Of course, I voted she become the tibetan ambassador.
But man, I don't understand how they awarded her any money.
"I'm a gold-digger who married one of the richest men in the world, and now I want to divorce him, but I get all his money, and nothing less. Offer me 50 Million USD and I'll spit in your face."
"Uh-huh....Okay lady. We'll find it in your favor."
How did that happen? Bleck.
I don't use language this harsh that often so I apologize in advance, but that game was a giant pile of excrement.
She got exactly £24.3 million more than she deserved. I guess that's the penalty for not being intelligent enough to get a prenup though.
I wouldnt like her, except she took money from the least talented man working in music today. Of that, i approve.
@Polywhirl: The legal system: working as intended, morality and common sense be damned.
Is it at least scalding hot water?
I'm wondering why he didn't get her to sign a prenup, it's not like she married him a long time ago before he got super famous, if your really rich not doing something like this is just plain silly.
keep in mind she was also the person that, when she married Sir Paul, claimed to have never heard of the Paul McCartney or The Beatles...
She needs the money for research on redeveloping limbs out of DNA. She needs it to get a new leg.... WOAH LOW BLOW!
@Erwin: That was harsh language? heh, how is life in the monastary? :P And yeah heather is a complete nut,paul mcartney too for not seeing it before he married her.If anyone should have a pre-nuptial agreement its someone thats worth close to a billion quid.
"....try hurling a glass of water at Macca and is lawyer Fiona Shackleton. Earlier this month, Mills threw water over Sir Paul's lawyer after being £24.3 million of the musician's fortune...."
Could you re-write that coherently please?
@SSJPabs: seconded, i honestly can't make out what you're trying to get across
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: When it was first written it was missing a few keywords namely "only being awarded". So you couldn't tell if she was mad because she didn't get anything or if she was mad because she 'only' got 24 million euro monies.
@Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: Haha, here I am trying to explain it to you and I completely miss the word "seconded" in your post. I thought you were asking him what he meant. :X
@UFO: Don't diss monks, he'll use Quivering Palm on you.
@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name., UFO: *gets up to attack, sits back down, panting heavily while nursing newly sprained wrist*
"Hmmm..."
*Begins long lecture on sloth in society and the new Sodom*
Poor bitch,she only got 24 million.F%ck you heather.You dont deserve even a million.
@boxofthegods: I don't think the UK has prenups, I could be wrong though.
Actually, google brings this up about Prenups in the UK:
The United Kingdom as of 2007 does not enforce prenups (although there have been some notable exceptions). They also do not have a provision for marital regimes.
Well, at least that's £24.3 million Paul's money-hungry kids eventually won't have to fight over.
@Spartan1308: Prenups are useless in Britain.
Good lord I hate Heather Mills....
man it must be a slow day in gaming news....
Apparently Heather Mills used some of her 24.3 million to buy a new plane.
But
She will continue to use a regular ladyshave on the other leg.
Ta dum Tish !!
@aphexacid:
man it must be a slow day in aphexacid's brain...
@ryanfrost:
I realise that everyone is entitled to an opinion, one man's meat = another man's poison etc. etc., but that's just an absurd thing to say. Or did you think that Heather Mills had been married to, I don't know, Akon or someone like that?
@TheFinalMario: Or as I've joked before, "Baby needs a new shoe"
@Billkwando: Well, technically, she does wear 2 shoes (albeit, one of them hitches a ride on a fake leg)... but I see what you did there, nonetheless.
Also, for what it's worth, I haven't slept in over 24hrs.
@phicaluk: The fact remains that he and the Beatles in general are over-rated.
I guess the judgement came before she threw the water. Hopefully there can be some kind of appeal process.
@Rebelphoenix83: Eh, she's just ridiculous. Did you see some of the items she put that she needed?
The 40 page judgment document is some of the most entertaining reading this year, as the judge proceeds to ridicule her ridiculous demands in the case.
Yes, McCartney should have been smarter about the whole thing. Then again, he was married to Linda for many years and had no idea what others were like out there.
God i hate Heather Mills greedy Whore. Iam waiting for the day where someone takes her fake leg and beats the crap out of her with it.
Heather Mills is a " see you Next Tuesday"
I miss Linda McCartney
Q: what's your favorite beatles song?
A: My Wife Needs a Kickstand
If she lost her other leg, she'd be a real low-down bum.
I have to admit even though Heather Mills seems like a real b#$ch she did do one thing good for society.
She pushed Paul to start touring again and playing Beatles tunes back in the mid 90's.
At least I have to thank her for that..
@NameYourCharacter: That sucks. I guess Mccartney should have moved to the U.S., gotten the prenup and then gotten married.
@JohnnyLA: Per Wikipedia, she didn't meet him until '99.
If it makes anyone feel better she ended up getting less than Paul offered her to settle.
Whee! My, my memory is faulty in my old age then. :)
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