Children today, they're weak. Soft. Unprepared for the horrors that await them out in the big wide world. So it's good to see that someone is remembering to teach the youth of today that, when confronted by Sinistar, Dick & Jane need to forget that all that skipping and hand-holding and run for their lives (click pic for a bigger version).
Sinistar meets Dick and Jane [Boing-Boing]
Children Must Learn To Fear Sinistar
12:00 AM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Luke Plunkett
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Fun with Dick and Jane?
Sinistar iz in ur childhood killin dick n jane...
Great. I was looking for a new avatar ^^.
The stark contrast yet feeling like they belong together, I love it!.
lol thats awesome
I dont know. I think a cacodemon would work better for that picture
lol that is brilliant!
God how I loved that game.
Sinistar jokes never stop being awesome. :)
We can only defeat him!
... with love.
...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
found this just had to share it
[onastick.net]
Look Dick, said Jane.
Don't Run.
He hungers.
See ships fire?
Now we are negative one.
Rofl, awesome!
Good ol'e sinistar. Still a hungerin'. Why don't they use sinistar to advertise arby's triple cheddar melt. You hunger!? goto arby's
@SpishackCola: don't you leave us with him again! He pee'd on us. I'll cut you up the middle! Boxy brown ftw
If you want them to fear Sinistar, have them play Sinistar Unleashed and they'll run away in terror.
Beware, I live!
@_Ted_: Oh my Christ.
@_Ted_: that was one kickass voice, especially the AAARRGGGHHH
I seriously need to turn that into a poster...
...and put it on my door.
ROTFLMAO!! Oh man! I've got tears! That's my next T-Shirt.
Too cool.
If anyone does not know about sinistar, her is a link to a direct re-creation of the original arcade version.
[www.midway.com]
I do not like Sinistar in a box.
I do not like Sinistar with a fox.
I do not like Sinistar in a house.
I do not like Sinistar with a mouse.
I do not like Sinistar here or there.
I do not like Sinistar anywhere.
I do not like Sinistar.
I do not like Sinistar, running far-I-am.
Children know nothing of fear till they the omnious "Beware I live".
@Zytokis:
Used to be we linked people to screamers when we wanted to give them night terrors. Now we link them to Sinistar.
Humanity is getting crueller.
... THAT IS RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME WHAT THE HELL
...*kaff* sorry.
Lol, i remember as a kid playing Sinistar actually got me marked down on a spelling test because I thought 'sinister' was spelled 'sinistar.'
SINISTER HUNGERS!!!
Is it strange that the moment I saw Sinistar's face in that pic, I thought
"Hey! I KNOW that guy!"
That's awesome! XD
Now I'm gonna have to sue a bitch.
RRREEYAAAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Greatest forum thread ever:
[www.battle.net]
There's a local owned small market near where I live. In the back there's an area with 4 arcade cabinets- I guess the store owner is a collector or gamer because there's no way he makes any money on the things. I think I'm the only person I've ever seen near the them! Anyway the third time I was in the place I still didn't know they were there.
It was pretty late, and quiet, and the owner was ringing me up as we shot the breeze. During a lull in our conversation I heard it: "I HUNGER!!". It was loud! I stopped my talking and my head shot around looking for the scource. I must have looked alarmed and excited because he looked at me and laughed a friendly laugh, then pointed to the place where the noise came from. I had not seen a Sinistar cabinet in at least 9 years, and it was funny to notice how "That Voice" still made me a bit nervous! I keep going there occasionally just to hear Sinistar during the demo. Good times, Sinistar. Good times.
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