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Why The Xbox Hate?

GamesRadar is dedicating the entire week to the fine art of hating, with a series of features tied together as one giant Week of Hate. To this purpose, they've cobbled together a video demonstrating 100 reasons why gamers hate Xbox consoles. They make a good number of completely valid points, giving PlayStation 3 and Wii fanboys a leg up in the console war that rages across forums to this day. Don't worry though, Microsoft fans. Nintendo and Sony will be getting the same treatment as the week goes on. Until then, just kick back and wait for the next Halo to come along. 100 Reasons Fanboys Hate Xbox [GamesRadar]

9:20 AM on Tue Mar 25 2008
By Mike Fahey
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  • ... The fact that 88% of the "must play" titles are First Person Shooters?

    ... the fact that 97% of my time on my 360 is occupied by XBLA titles, rather than the next-gen stuff they're trying to push?

  • I know! Because 88% of the "must play" titles are FPSs?

    Or the fact that 97% of my time playing my 360 is focused on XBLA titles, rather than the next-gen titles they're trying to push?

  • @RemyDuvalle: Doh! I thought my first comment didn't go through...

  • Sadly, they hit the mark on preety much every reason why I dont own a 360...

  • Too many accessories and the great Halo novels are bad things? O_o And Oblivion is the only good RPG? What about Mass Effect?

    Those guys didn't spend much time on this. Lotsa things they forgot, and lotsa nitpicking there.

  • Most people I know boil it down to one thing: Microsoft's track record from Windows 3.1 to Windows XP SP2.

    It takes a hell of a long time to assuage 10 years of PC aggravation.

  • I liked the angle "100 reasons FANBOYS hates the 360".

    Looking forward to seeing the list on Sony and Nintendo for comparison.

  • I hate hating, therefore I should hate this video. But, I hate hating! What should I do?

  • 88% of them are FPS? Really? What about Forza 2, ace combat 6, lost odyssey, gears of war, mass effect, PGR4, etc?

    I could go on, but i think you get the point. About 30% of 360 titles are FPS/TPS.

    And honestly if youre spending your time playing XBLA titles more than real games thats your problem.

  • xbox consoles are not only aesthetically unacceptable but also made by one of the most cheatiest (yep) companies around.

  • @RemyDuvalle:
    I'm sick of that BS stereotype that has carried over from the Xbox. I wouldn't even mind some of the other stuff that was sort of dumb in the video if people would just stop calling the 360 a shooter console. Guess why I got it instead of a PS3. I thought the PS3 had too many shooters and 360 had more diversity. My games on the 360 are Oblivion, Orange Box, and Mass Effect. Only one of those is a shooter. The next 360 game I'm getting will probably be Fallout 3, and you can't call that an FPS.

  • Image of Witzbold Witzbold at 09:38 AM on 03/25/08 *

    So very very true. Granted Im an owner of both versions I still laughed hard and well.

  • A real pet peeve of mine is that the gaming media would rather fuel fanboism rather then not. It's harder to voice a solid concern or idea without being called a fanboy now a days. On a side note I wish people were this involved in the economy and politics as they are about their favorite game company and or system, maybe stuff in the "RL" would get done the right way.

  • I am kinda surprised they didn't have RROD every other slide. Some they were just grasping at thin air and others were valid points (100mspoints = $125?!?). I still love my xbox but there are some issues with it.

    ...No ability to make user created content on a pc and bring it over to the 360

    ...can't create your own gamer picture, even for your friends list

    ...can't create a theme for your dashboard (ie different pics for each blade)

  • @smitty1123: good point. imagine a vendor in the 90's selling an alternative product to windows.

  • Image of baked ham baked ham at 09:40 AM on 03/25/08 *

    @RemyDuvalle: Awesome triple, dood. 88% of the must play titles are FPS, and then the other 12% are 3rdPS. Either way, it's all about the shooting. There are countless PS2 RPG's that I'd take over Mass Effect, Lost Odyssey, Eternal Sonata, Blue Dragon, etc ANY DAY. PS3, Wii, and 360 are all bullshit for the RPGamer so far. Except Oblivion, which is fantastic. And Fallout 3 which will be fantastic. Both of which = PC games ported to consoles, but that's OK. The first RPG to come out for PS3, Wii, or 360 that I will consider a personal must-play (that isn't available for PC) is Disgaea 3.

  • "Week of Hate" just reminds me of the Player Hater's Ball on Chappelle's Show. Love that skit.

    "On the weekends, Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies" Lol.

  • half of them are not even true, or can be explained with enough to back it up.

    Like who even would own a standard def tv anymore.

  • @NutManIV: GOW and Mass effect are the only must haves. The rest are good but not must have. Both GOW and Mass effect have PC versions (Mass effect out in may) so they are hardly exclusives. Which leaves Halo 3.

  • Who the hell puts the OXbox vertical anyway?

  • 27 retail fps from what I can count..

  • I used to have nothing but love for my 360. I had a launch console that had never had any issues for the last 2 1/2 years. That is until it red-ringed out of no where last Friday night...

    For those of you keeping score, that is 2 out of my 3 next gen consoles that have died on me. (My Wii's graphics card went bad after 1 month.)

    Figures that I have been gaming since the 2600 days, owned every major and most minor consoles with the exception of Turbografx 16 & the Jaguar, and never had one fail until this generation. Guess I was due....

  • Oh shit I need a shield or something for the in-coming fanboys.
    @NutManIV: The problem might have to do with the fact that Halo, Bioshock, COD 4, Gears of War and the Tom Clancy series overshadows many of the other games because they get so much attention and/or sales. Hell even Mass Effect had elements for a shooter and the trailers(unfortunately) seem to state that even more. Also remember the original Xbox was known for its shooters as well, so many (people/fanboys) base that knowledge for the Xbox 360.


  • beautiful....just beautiful

  • @Jamaces:
    It's those unwashed poor people. Fuck them for not having enough money to afford HD TVs!

  • @Jamaces: A lot of people don't own hi-def TVs.

    At least I didn't see a Chromehounds jab...and I can agree with how expensive the Steel Battalion setup was.

    That's all, really.

  • Funny movie..I own a 360 and love it but I agree with about 50% of the things shown up there.

  • LOL Are they going to make a sony and nintendo one too?

    @Jamaces: i still have a standard def tv. =(

  • Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. Will somebody name all the must buy RPGs for the PS3. I'm not even sure it's more than the 360.

  • Image of Saint Anima Saint Anima at 09:46 AM on 03/25/08 *

    @Jamaces: A lot of people own standard def TVs. Hell, I used to own one until I got an HDTV as a Christmas gift. A majority of people do not own HDTVs yet, but that should change over the next few years.

    As for the video, funny stuff. Still don't have a 360 myself, but in the coming months I will have to. Maybe I'll be lucky and another price drop happens.

  • @The_Antihippy: because 99 reasons would not sound as cool?

  • @Jamaces: I do fool. Its a very nice 32 inch Sony flat screen.

  • Well I pretty much agree with all of that lol. Can't wait to see the ps3 and wii ones.

  • The fact that it's too noisy. Apart from that, it's a very good machine.

  • Image of Witzbold Witzbold at 09:47 AM on 03/25/08 *

    *fires up the engines on the AC-130*

    This is going to be a long night.

  • This is one of the SILLIEST things I have ever seen ...

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    ...

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    ... great job Games Radar! I think that was their point. It took me sitting through the whole vid for it to hit me. The other two coming should be just as silly and help us all to realize how petty such 'hating' truly is.

  • The first reason is enough for me ! I simply can't give money to a company that launched an unfinished, crappy console ...

  • "Why?" Well, because it generates pageviews of course.

  • Hehe... that was actually funny...and true?

  • Image of Saint Anima Saint Anima at 09:51 AM on 03/25/08 *

    @Witzbold: Heh. You mean week? Still have the PS3 and Wii videos to go through. At least you won't be bored!

  • Some of that stuff is true for sure, but many of those reasons could also apply to the PS3 though.

  • I don't think the video had NOISY in big enough letters

    I think i'm developing hearing problems from my 360

  • Not surprising to see the RRoD as #1... but 94? Psychonaus wasn't cancelled... unless I'm living in an alternate dimension.

  • @Shteve: first picture? AV cable is not connected?

  • Too fast...

  • I got 99 problems and an Xbox ain't one?

    Seriously, that's excellent stuff -- looking forward to the other two platforms getting ripped.

  • I loved my 360 (library wise it's my favorite system of this gen), but hating the RROD isn't just a "fanboy" thing. Any rational consumer should be angry that Microsoft considers it easier to put everyone through the inevitable return process rather than tackling the problem at it's source.

    I'll never buy anything else 360 related until they meet that very basic obligation. I don't have much money as it is, and spending it on another system that's going to be in limbo every few months doesn't sound terribly appealing to me.

  • The week of hate? As in Hate Week?

    Why yes we need to squash goldstein as big brother said, then we must conquer Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia

  • @Magic Emperor Anima:
    Oh yeah. So we can just call this blatant flame bait week then?

    Seriously, is there any point to these posts other than to thin the heard?

  • #1 RROD... you're doing it wrong.

  • Nothing like a little hate to keep you warm at night.

  • Wow... that was like the forum warriors guidebook for Wii and PS3 fans.

    ...but as someone said before I don't own a 360 for many of these reasons. Will be interesting to see the other two consoles get their roast! :D

  • Marvellous, can't wait for the rest of the machines to get a kicking. I even like the twangy music.

  • @TheEngineer: Rocking the Goggles:

    Folklore and Oblivion..see it equals out..360 has Mass Effect and Oblivion.

  • @CyberG4:

    You can have a custom gamerpic for your friends list. Take a pic with the vision cam. It actually looks really good. My friend took a pic of mario on the super mario world cartridge and it looks like a real gamerpic.

  • I like the Xbox 360 so much because everyone hates it!

    Everyone hates the Xbox 360 because I game on it (everyone hates me) and no can beat me.

    67% Avoided

  • You have Mass Effect and Lost Odyssey now, so there's now offically THREE good RPG's on the 360.

    I used to be a fairly biased Sony fanboy, but after getting a 360 my opinions have become much more balanced. It IS the console worth owning out of the three at the moment due to having the best roster of games.

    Although if you have a gaming quality PC, which most of it's better games that aren't already multi-platform are on, you'd be better off buying a PS3.

  • @Jamaces: I do. The fact that it's blasphemy to not own an HDTV this gen is certainly indicative of everyone's fucked up priorities in gaming these days.

  • #1 reason the 360 sucks: 6 months and RROD!Thus far 19 replacements/16 360 owners I know including me. Sure they will replace it and give me a free month of live but really. 6 months! Also taking off my CC from the console was a 45 min head ache via a Filipino call center. Why is removing your credit card such a hassle with Ms when Nintendo and Sony just let you remove it via their GUI. MS requires a call to their call center, 3 verifications of the same ID with 3 different people, 3 separate people giving me the exact same "don't leave us we want your money" spiel, and a 30 day wait. Given this I'll be buying my multi-platform games on the wii and PS3.

  • Why i hate the 360
    1. RROD (i have 2 360's im on referb #2 and #4)
    2. DRM - going back to #1, now I have XBLA games I can not play, even when connect to live
    3. Live yearly fee's (well actually i dont mind paying for the wonderful service they provide)
    4. Loud, very loud. I left the ps3 on for a week once without realizing it was even on... so quiet
    5. Hmm, help me out here

    Why I love my 360
    1. It has the games
    2. It has the Games.

  • @enewtabie:
    Folklore? Really? I haven't heard much about it, but most people say it's pretty good, but not anywhere near the level of Mass Effect or Oblivion. In fact, why don't we just look at the number of JRPGs on the 360 and PS3 that have made it out of Japan. I think the 360 actually has more.

  • Well, this is a collection on the most common arguments against the Xbox and Xbox 360... it doesn't have to make them true, but it's the arguments people use. Some of them are very true, some barely true and some outright ridiculous.

    I wonder if they will cover PCs, DSs and PSPs too.

  • @kingmanic:

    "Must have" is your opinion. IMO, Forza 2 and ac6 are definitely must haves, and honestly if you are a PC gamer then you probably don't own a console anyway(I was a PC gamer once myself. ) so its irrelevant to point out that they're(gow, mass effect) on the PC. Most people dont have PCs capable of running Gears or mass effect on decent settings.

    I dont even get the point of this conversation here. I told someone the must have 360 games and you replied with "well i dont think those are that good" and "you can get some of them on the PC".