To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: Belated Poker Report
Well, not today. But this day 28 years ago, Kotaku's very own Luke Plunkett arrived into this spinning blue planet, kicking and screaming. So Happy Birthday, Luke! (Hopefully, he's consuming insane amounts of frosty cake right now.)
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Comments
Happy birthday, Digger.
I want insane amounts of cake...errr Happy birthday!
Is that pic at that kotaku meetup you did a while back?
Happy birthday Luke! :D
Happy BD, Luke! Im still one year ahead of you, tough. o/
mmmm frosty cake...
Happy Birthday Luke!
In Soviet Russia.....it is also your birthday.
That doesn't look like cake to me........
and he never stopped... kicking and screaming. Happy BDay man.
誕生日おめでとう!
Happy Birthday!
You're getting old Luke!
Freeze yourself! Stay handsome!
Happy Birthday.
Happy Bday! Mine was 10 days ago, in the middle of a snowstorm :(
Glad to know there's a hell of a lot of Pisces out there. We're gonna take over the world!
Happy Birthday man!! Have a cold beer on me :D mail me the tab ;)
happy bday! you're younger than me...jerk.
23 years ago, 28th of this month for me. I can feel my bones creaking already.
Happy B-Day, hope it kix ass!
I'm shocked we've gotten this far into the comments without an "I am your father, Luke".
Happy Birthday, dude.
That's a pretty badass picture, then again holding two cups of water with lemons isn't so badass, just kidding!
Happy Birthday Luke!
What? No the cake is a lie jokes?
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Luke!!
Happy Bday
I wouldn't take a chance with cake...go with a giant cookie...you know exactly why...cuz...cookie is better
Yay, happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
@rockmanjoey: Cake is a lie! There you go~
@munniec:
THE CAKE IS A SPY!
"It never really was your birthday"
"Just drop the fork and walk away"
*backstab*
"You got frosting on my suit..."
Happy birthday Luke!
Time to throw the cake in the barbie!
happy birthday luke
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damn, now i want sum frosty cake
happy birthday luke!!!!!
Is that pic from GDC? Drunk Kotaku party? "No, trust me you'll love straight vodka and ice!"
Happy Birthday man, my little brother just had his a few days ago.
Happy birthday Luke!
Thanks for all the great reads :)
Happy Birthday Luke! Just curious how many of you guys (in kotakuland) have birthdays in March??? mine was the 14th and i have two ex-boyfriends with March bdays - the 17th and 11th. i also now know of at least 6 ppl with birthdays in March. its like the whole world was born in March. crazy!
gratz, still got a few levels to go :)
@bkN00b: We march-born people rock :)
Ashcraft and Plunkett are on the other side of the world from the Kotaku clock. That means they're a day ahead. That's leaving me a little confused. Is the 20th or the 19th Plunkett's birthday?
Either way, Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday. I hope you got some good games. And some good drinks. And Funfetti.
Wooo, yeah! Let's go get some hookers and ice ka-ka-kreme!
Happy birthday luke, hope you enjoy lots of cake.
Ah ha! Luke you're old!!!! You foggie!
Wait a second, I'm older. Oh man, how depressing.
Happy Birthday Luke! Have a Foster's on me!
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Luuuuuuuuke,
Happy birthday to you!
(and many more...)
looks like mojitos. weaksauce.
Happy birthday ;D
Cheers Luke!
@bkN00b: I feel the same except with April and we all know April is better than March ;)
Anyways - HAPPY BIRTHDAY big guy!
@goldwings: oh - so now we have birth month fanboys too? awesome!
28 years later...
Happy Birthday, drink/eat/game till you're sick :)
AMAZING! I also turn 28 today! (12:13 to be exact)
I took the day off to relax at home playing games and watching movies. (I never work on my B-day)
Happy Bday to us!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUKE!!!!!!!
+ Watch video
Happy Birthday, Luke!
LEVEL UP!
Strength = +1
Agility = +1
Age = +1
Kotaku Age group = +1
Awesomeness = +1
XP = 10220
Congrats man... Be safe... Oh, and go to your doctor and get some check-ups...
And there was much rejoicing.
Happy birthday!
Happy bday countryman, hopefully you are still drunk from Monday like me!
@SAKY: I would recomend a St. George or a Coopers Pale Ale myself
Happy whatever!
Happy whatever...
Happy B-day Luke! I got a Sam Adams toasting to you right now.. at 2 pm
Happy brithday big man!