soo thats how japanese guys get clean!

I find the length of the guys neck to be by far more disturbing than the noises hes making.

well no wonder he needs the massage, his neck's broken

WTF

Goddammit, Japan.

that must of been a very weird recording session to get all those sound effects.. at 1:22, thats as real as it gets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Can they make a version where you get to scrub Cooking Mama's back? :D

I don't know if I wanted to hear that as the first thing after waking up... I'm so going to get that game, for the sounds only, if it's ever released around here. Since the titles screams Japan-only, I shoud be pretty safe.

:P

@Witzbold: Agreed. You'd think they would notice something like that. Although, yes I still find the noises disturbing.

If it starts to flash UP,UP,DOWN,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT...I do not wanna know where A and B are at.

Oh my.

are people suppose to have long necks?

Japan....What the fuck?

I guess nows a bad time to admit that i sound like that when getting my back rubbed? Especially by those chinese guys in the mall?

and this is why i don't play games with sound anymore never know what you'll hear

I watched this on youtube about fifteen minutes ago.

Now, I am watching it again.

I don't know why.

No, this does not turn me on.

Only in Japan could a game like this exist.

This game seems rather boring. Are there any other game-play elements aside from massaging and cleaning?

The slap and the little monologue was just LOL

Did the developers realize what they were making? Haha.

"Oh, oh, oh, aaaaaah..." If this isn't maximum risky, what is?

Pata pata pata pon.
Oooooh!
Pon pon pata pon.
Aaaarnngh...

I bet I just ruined two games for some people.

Umm, no. Just no. What were they thinking?

And at what lengths did they got to get the sounds for the game? Think about that while you slowly mourn the death of Japanese gaming.

@Torgen thinks AAA means "Costs $60": *cries* Thanks for that one.

This is just... I mean, wow, guys. Wow. I am amused that the cute little girl from the store displays is actually in the game.

And Bashcraft, you amaze me.

Now if only we had little arrows appear like that in real life... I think it'd make for much better sex.

Wow, seriously... wow

Oh man I want this game.

I would like to see the guy who recorded those noises.

why japan?? you ve brought me such good things in the past, like ahh whale meat and other things of that nature.

but this is just ridiculous.

Teh funnay

Bashcraft, this why you use headphones.

Honestly though, repetitive sound samples = not teh sexxay.

Disjointed man-neck = NOT teh sexxay.

However...

Guy with glasses = TEH SEXXAY!

...

Look, staring at scantily clad men makes me retarded okay?

This would seriously be the game to get me off my ass and finally buy a DS.

@Kitty:
With a bit of hacking, these [www.engadget.com] should do.
Uhm... now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a patent to file XD.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Oh gee, that's just hilarious.

Wow...that's the stupidest game I've ever seen.

sounds like he's getting more than a wipe on his back...

this is really disturbing. more disturbing than the mario picture.

I just woke up. 2:45ish Hawaii time.

If this is all the game is, then it doesn't seem that awesome. Not that I was going to pick this up in the first place.

I think it'd be a lot more neat if it actually told you how to massage. Like, you know, for real.

That is just what I needed to hear first thing in the morning -.-

On a slightly related note, the trailer for the game in the related videos makes me giggle. The little boy doesn't make me giggle though, it just kinda disturbs me...

long neck is looong. Still, possibly most amusing game ever.

LOL, the sounds he makes could be better :P

Ohhh so it's rhtyhm action. Without the rhythm. Why didn't someone explain that earlier?

So this is simon sex?

Oh God. I'm still asking myself why I want to play this game. It rots the brain cells.

This is definitely innovation at work.

Maybe those are actually cries of discomfort over his neck being stretched out to two feet and twisted around Excorcist-style. I'd find it hard to concentrate on a backrub too.

Rub and Tug Training - Spend minutes a day!

I love the sound it makes when you miss a spot.
AAH
AAH
AAH
HMMMMMMM?

@TheMysteriousStranger: I haven't seen anything about other game-play features. Are ero games oriented towards straight guys as boring as this? Or do they get some action to control too? Uh...fighting action.

They should use this in Axe commercials in North America.

Honestly? I think it sounds more like he's gasping in pain as opposed to moaning in pleasure. It makes it seem almost as if the person massaging him is beating him up instead. ^_^;; And I agree, the stretched out neck thing is SCARY.

Nitpicks aside though, I'd still want to get this game once I get a DS. I'm looking forward to the steam blowing mini-game. *snerk*

They've stolen the soundtrack off one of my DVDs!

Ashcraft did you provide the noises? XDDD j/k

That game is just so perverted, just as bad as Doki Doki Majo Shinpan xDD

When are we getting that fabled review? Have you beaten it yet? Also, I bet the last boss is wicked hard.

The little sound effect at the beginning of the video had to have been taken directly from the song that plays when you fight Bael/Dagon in DMC4.