[Insert disparaging comment about lack of content on PAL PlayStation Store here] [Insert comment about superiority of American and Japanese PlayStation Stores here] [List highlights soul-crushingly sparse content of weekly PAL PlayStation Store here] [Instruct all readers still intent on picking through the scraps of the update to click through for full details of the week's content]

PS3 STORE

CONTENT - Guitar Hero 3 (Modern Metal Track Pack)
THEMES - PixelJunk Monsters
TRAILERS - Elefunkl

PC Store

TRAILERS Ape Quest, God of War: CoO
WALLPAPERS - Warriors Orochi

And that, dear readers, is a fascinating, behind-the-scenes insight into how I compile these weekly updates.

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