[insert witty comment here]

[Describe process for obtaining a Japanese or American account here]

[insert reason why Xbox Live will always be better than Playstation Network here]

[Insert rickroll here]

[ask why this couldn't have been rolled into the US update post yesterday here]

[Insert congratulations to Luke for creating a new meme here]

With and update coming soon these guys really need to pick themselves up!

What about the whisky, lion taming, chainsaw juggling and all around death defying feats that go on behind the scenes in these weekly updates?

First: Sorry I break this []-thing at this point.
Second: I found out yesterday, that my german credit card works fine in the us store :D
Third: Why didnt they release PAIN or something already out in the US? I downloaded it from the us-store, and its already completely translated into german...I just dont get it.
Fourth: I hope they just busy with the April-Overhaul, and its all going to be fine...

they love the americans more...:"(

*runs away crying*

ok ok no need for the store now anyway saving money for prologue->gta4->mgs4 and i hope condened2

[insert comment about wanting sony to hurry up and release in-game XMB here]

@Soyerz: [insert witty "FAIL!" remark here]

[insert your own insert your own thing here joke here]

@UntouchableC:
if the rumours turn true xbox live will be better from psn untill summer...
If not by the end of the year:):)

I'm slightly relieved that this update for the PC store was at least better than last week's solitary wallpaper.

@AnthraxJunkie:

Nah, that would have shown that Kotaku hates us European gamers as much as Sony/Nintendo :p. We feel appreciated with our own post for PSN releases. Really!

[insert this mutherfucka!!!!]

@UntouchableC: until home releases. Im not sure when im going to do with myself and that happens. I love my XBL so much. That and being rewarded for playing the games i like. But home, if released with everything thats been said about it, i feel will just destroy it and then i'll switch to playing multiplatform games on my PS3 instead of my 360

Myself, I think it's all just some kind of cruel joke, and sooner or later SCEE are going to go "SURPRISE!" and reveal tons of cool stuff. And then I'll wake up.

[America Still Needs Your Help! - insert quarter here]

@aj2good4you2-i can haz follower?: [Insert reply mentioning that the Xbox 360 has had a in game blade since release HERE]

@UntouchableC: [Insert witty retort mentioning the 50 bucks a year you pay for it here]

@phicaluk: [Insert your SCEE PLAYSTATION Store Pipedream here]

@cqdemal: Ok.

+ Watch video

@Scipher: [Insert LOL here]

does it really take that long to translate games into the 4-5 major languages europeans speak? i mean none of these DL games are that big to begin with. i feel sorry for my european psn counterparts.

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It's so pathetic that a simple DEMO of GoW: CoO can't even get thrown up onto the store. OH, A TRAILER! WELL, THANKS A BUNCH...while the Yanks get to play the finished product.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant wait to get these. wish i had 56k modem to make that wait slightly more suspencefull!

[Insert a semi witty and possibly funny comment about Insert here remarks]

So Americans get Dropkick Murphy's in time for St. Patrick's Day, but Europe, the actual home of Ireland, gets some shitty numetal? Great job guys, you really pulled through.

@PlanHex: The Dropkick Murphys are from Boston.

Why Sony? Why? You tempt me with updates, then taunt me with a trailer to whatever the fuck Elefunkl is (I think they spelt elephant wrong...)
The PS3 is more successful in PAL territories, so don't we deserve some sort of reward?

@UntouchableC: awww... xbots are so CUTE!!

Oh and...
[Insert link to elefunkl HERE]

...Sorry, even google turns up nothing

[insert reason why Japan's PSN store will always be better than the American PSN store here]

@Scipher: WE ALL JUST GOT RICKROLLED

What an insight!