So washing girls or guys is the new fad eh?

Coz it ain't nudity until you see nipple.

the song is so annoying "cringes"

i want those 2 mins of my life back x_X

The riff in the first trailer sounds remarkably like "Australia" by the Manic Street Preachers. Dammit, I'm going to have to play it now to check I'm not just imagining things.

@24s if anyone is interested.

I was really hoping the first "erotic" Wii game would feature the obvious Wiimote interaction to great comedic effect. TOO BAD.

Thank heaven for Kotaku, this made my fuckin' day. rofl.

Not my age level for the most part but hey, it's a start.

There was at least one I liked in black lingerie with glasses, the blond, mhm, otherwise, no.

These games look so awful. I mean they're just still images with annoying voice actresses. Why are these better than normal porn?

Thanks, but no thanks.

@wallapuctus: Because normal porn doesn't feature MODELS ABOVE THE AGE OF 18 that look like they're 12. Have you ever looked at the average "teen" or "schoolgirl" porn star? They look like they're 40, covered in make-up, and crammed in to their granddaughter's clothes. (yes, a porny 40yr old can easily have a 36yr old daughter, and a 12yr old granddaughter).

Now I'm not saying that porn of teen girls is a good thing (honestly, nobody needs to be told that), but if it's what you're in to, and you're a hentai fanboy, this stuff just might be relevant to your interests.

This is pretty fucked up.
I hate to see these kind of games. Just look at the girls in it, they look like horny 3 year olds. That's NOT okey.

Perhaps i'm being PC here come on, it's noot cool.

Anyone interested better get in line fast since UNICEF is cracking down on sailor/school out fits in virtual naughtiness.

Meh, I've seen better designed characters. Game does look boring though.

Oh the things we'll do for naughty pics.

a real erotic game with real Japaneses woman would be much better on wii. I can just imagine how it would play, you know? Wariorware has it's own style of holding the wiimote, well, just imagine... There should be a custers revenge remake.

This is the kind of stuff that needs to stop, or else people will always view gamers as these misogynistic pigs. It's always disheartening when games like this are released.

So there's that. And then: who would pay $50 for this when you can get better porn on the Internet for free?

I honestly don't get Nintendo. Crap like this flies just fine, but hell no to a game remotely dealing with the Holocaust?

@Witzbold: It may just be a U.S. thing, but have you heard of a "Towel Bar"? Its where the chick is in the shower on-stage, naked or almost (varies by state of course how much is allowed), and men pay to towel her off. Skirts around the no-touching laws, very close. But yeah its not anything new, I guess.

I'm torn, on the one hand I have no personal interest in this type of gaming and don't want negative stigma attaching itself to gamers/gaming in general because of it, on the other hand I love to see this on Wii since its always derided as only being for kids...;)

@NoFunShogun: sex sells?

@NoFunShogun: Where did you read them say "Hell No!" to the game about the Holocaust? All I saw was a statement from NOA that was basically saying the game wasn't in any kind of official development/approval process from them. Nowhere did I read a condemnation of the game from any branch of Nintendo, please link if I just missed it.

Is that a tentacle I see @ 2:16 in the first vid?

...in a way this furthers the point that games are art... in this case really really bad art, that no one likes, but art none the less... I have to give them points though for going for an original idea.

@txgb324:
That's what I thought...

@NoFunShogun: Nintendo said that they knew nothing about the Holocaust game because the creator has not yet talked to them about publishing it yet.

How long has cleaning been a common fetish? Is this for OCD hentai fans? I hardly ever clean my room, I don't really want to clean someone elses. that's why I could never get behind chibi-robo, that and I couldn't find the jump button.

Man I love the Japanese. It takes a strong nation to stand right up and openly declare your love from washing dirt off of high school girls!

@SpishackCola: Confirmed: Those Japanese like their tentacles.

If people question this game, I have a hard-drive full of worse stuff to shut them up.

@DaiMacculate: i've never heard of that.. i need to get out more. o_0

well...this is a game wher Freeloader will come in handy for all the pervs in US....

At least i watched them both at the same time and only lost half as much time as i would have. BEcause i would have thought the second one must be better than the first. doh!

Whats this new peripheral? The Wii boner..... (BOO)

my ears are bleeding!!!

@hondo: UNICEF is cracking down on sailor/school out fits in virtual naughtiness.

What? They're enforcing a dress code now for adult naughtyness?

is paedophilia legal in japan or something?

peAr nectAr-
People who dislike video games will never know this exists,it's not like it's getting a window display in Gamestop or something. Even in Japan,I doubt Bic Camera will be taking preorders,it'll be something you have to ask them to get from behind the counter.

@HarmanSmith: Actual paedophilia, no.
Virtual paedophilia...there's enough legal gray area/exceptions that it's mostly overlooked, which is why there has constant effort on behalf of action groups and activists to push for more controlling legislation for nearly a decade.

@kidnicky:
If only that were the case. Try 1/8th of Akiba showing these "sort" of games in plain view, after you ascend the elevator that has a picture involving a character covered in... what could that be, glue?

Medium Risky.

Is it a cleaning whip?

@half-beast: There's no such thing as 'virtual paedophilia'. Also, paedophilia isn't illegal anywhere, let alone Japan. You can't make mental disorders illegal!

What is illegal is child pornography (i.e. porn that was produced by taking photos of under 18s, usually who were being abused at the time). This is illegal virtually everywhere including Japan, and a good thing too.

Drawing pictures of underage characters engaged in sex acts is definitely not child pornography and should not be illegal in any situation imo (as far as I know, it isn't in Japan; in the US it's probably not illegal but is a bit of a grey area and I can't see anyone standing up for it; I don't know the situation in other countries). Child porn is seriously illegal, virtually worldwide, for a very special reason - producing it involves abusing children.

There's some justification for defining photorealistic virtual child porn to be as illegal as the real stuff (basically because I think people have already claimed 'oh no guvnor, those images were made in a 3d program' - said images weren't). But for anything obviously not real it's ridiculous to outlaw it. It would be even more ridiculous to outlaw slightly risque but in fact not (quite) even sexual pictures of possibly underage girls...

IT IS DECIDED. THE TRAILER WAS BORING.

i dont care
breast are breast'
their frikn' hot
even if their on cartoon 12 yr olds...

however- this is still jus' wrong.

I can't make it past the first few seconds of "music."

is pedophilia seen as normal in Japan? i just don't get it, to hell with them (well, they can go on making the other awesome stuff they do, just not the pedo shit)

Rape is like saying hello in Japan.
In during someone taking that seriously :/

Now we have a use for the Wii Freeloader.

This is clearly why the product was made.

@Torgen thinks AAA means "Costs $60": Great observation. :D

@wearafrown:
You seemed to share the Jack Thomson idea that if you play a violent game, you will go out and kill people or if you play this kind of game, you will go out and rape innocent child. Just let people live their fantasy without them actually hurting other human beings.

Wonder how many people will actually play this game in public. Doesn't look that interesting, but then again I'm probably not the "intended" customer. Anyway that's one game that will never reach us, since a lot of people have difficulty finding humor in these sort of things.

Bow chicka bow wow. I think I would buy this, but I don't want to go to japan or buy online.

Hot, pity they'll never be localized...

Is that an evil blue starfish creature in your panties, or are you just happy to see me?

Judging by the average size of jubblies, I'm assuming that the top picture is of a baby. Which is EFFED UP.

@excaleranth: *average size of ANIME jubblies.

Jeez, do Japanese people have a child fetish? Christ those girls are like freaking 6. Maybe 8.

o.o Okay they're hot.

Cute song, boring video. Then they finally got to actual cleaning, and even that looked pretty boring. UNICEF must have gotten to them.

The Wii getting a loli-fodder game. This is the Wii Fit equivalent for otakus :P.

nah...piece of crap is coming again

My ears, they bleed with the horribly sung sugary pop crap, much like a live performance of Love Shine.

is it me or does japan use the same voice actors for just about everything?i reconiezed 2 of the voices to be from Azumanga Daoih or some name like that,the 2 people that i reconized where osaka and the short girl with the pigtails from azumanga daioh.

dare is say it?the music sounded decent :L

Aw come on... Nobody want piece of crap like that.
My ears are bleeding and my libido is so low now after watching that...

Somehow I feel the gameplay isn't "fun". More smash bros!

Oh, this is by the Soul Breeding RPG guys...

@hondo said: yes, a porny 40yr old can easily have a 36yr old daughter, and a 12yr old granddaughter

Uhh... I'm pretty sure you meant twentysix year old daughter. Unless she had a kid at 4 :p

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A 6 year old bathing simulator? "What are you doing, Mister Greg?" "Shut up and eat your banana."