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You know, I'm just going to let the following craigslist entry speak for itself:
I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments... this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.Nice to see she's not the picky type.
LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE [best of craigslist, via GayGamer]
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I sent her a picture of me in my Tingle costume. Still waiting for a response...
I dont know whether to be offended or wishing I look like Link.
Uhm, wow.
I can see where this is going now:
Something - something - master "sword" - something - something - tingle - something -something deku-nut.
mmm I got an old cosplay pic of me as Link, wonder if it I should send it...
That chick thinks she looks like Zelda? In what universe? `~`
I look like a hispanic link...with black hair instead of blond...and a goat beard....Yeah, I'm nothing like Link. :(
I like the red eye, personally. @Demolition Debbie:
@Demolition Debbie: That is what I was thinking, I really don't see where she thinks she looks like any Zelda I have seen. Those ears scare me to.
I tried to read it seriously but then she asked for respect O_o
I look like Link if he was Mexican with a beard ;)
I wanted to say something witty so that everyone would quote it, but dear lord. I can't think of anything to say about this person...
Go get her whoever is a link looking nerd!
Holy crap, I think I just pissed my pants.
To each thier own, I suppose.
Ohh ho ho she can play my ocarina! Ha sorry....
move over gents, 'cuz it's my time to shine. from here on out, it's all about the zelda + link look-a-like love machine.
She doesn't look like Zelda to me :/
She looks like she has some mental issues. Was she sexually abused by the Deku Tree?
Oh, I've got a face shot for her, all right.
@A_Zombie: I found my twin guys.
I don't feel alone anymore.
She's pretty cute actually.
She looks more like Arwen...
I think someone should take a pic of their 5 year old son, just for fun.
I just noticed she is in Denver. CRECENTE, if you weren't already hitched you should break out the blonde dye and razor and practice your boomerang and sword skills.
Her life would be much easier if
she was a lesbian. Cus she's way more likely to find a girl who looks like Link.
Plus she said she didn't care about body...so what's the harm in a few lady parts?
@r0xx1t: I don't know why exactly but I was disturbed by your statement :(
lol this girls email box is going to explode now that its been posted onto Kotaku haha
poor girl lol
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
I don't know whats more ridiculous, that she thinks that she looks like Zelda... or that there will be a fuckton of replies to this mail.
She isn't that bad-looking, just take off that Zelda look.
Date: 2007-11-29, 5:09PM MST BEST OF CRAIGLIST ARCHIVE.
Sorry boys.
@Foggynotion:
Don't you dare listen to this man Crecente!
You're sexy as it is! (We don't want any of that amazing hair leaving your head, no do we?)
Toon links need not apply.
@Foggynotion:
i fukn lol'd.
also, i'm not one for depressing cosplay personals, but that is hot.
what will be next...
chicks asking for guys with Marcus Phoenix body or Nathan Drake looks...
Jebuz.
I feel sorry for the guy who falls for this. ITS A TRAP !!!
If I dyed my hair blonde I may look like a disgustingly effeminate Link.
But I'd rather go for a girl that looks like Malon.
How does this work?
SWM seeking amazingly forgiving Zelda cosplayer
me: lonely, rude, introverted, pale, effeminate
you: female, low self esteem, breasts
must not smoke, no fattys
Have respect? By the looks of that photo respect has long been since thrown out the window.
When the hell did that look Zelda look like that?
sureeeeeee...well i dont like wearing green skirt and rolling over all the kingdom screaming
btw i know is offtopic but=
zero suit samus >>>> zelda
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please do not pay attention to the text above, thx
what about a more latino link? i have similar features, but i'm darker skinned, have darker hair and dark eyes. consider me shadow link....ewww...creepy threesome images invaded my head just now.
*brushes teeth for it is the closest to my brain i can wash*
@riffleraffle: DAMN YOU.
I'd love it if she saw a face shot that was perfectly like Link, then the guy shows up to her house packing an extra few hundred pounds than our favourite tunic wearing twat.
Besides, if she really wanted someone like Link, she wouldn't be offering to hit it. Which is what that kinda advert yourself stuff is for, come on.
Weird...
Great Post, or GREATEST POST?!?!
A hard thing to ponder, indeed.
@Foggynotion:
Balloon and all? Nice. She must be turned off by the red underwear.
should have asked to look for tri-force on the side...
Mildly disturbing. Spend some time reading SomethingAwful's features... this is pretty tame. Romantic, almost.
Hmm. I like this, but I hate certain things that happen to involve certain involved parties.
@Lain01001: it'd be interesting if kotaku got more involved and posted the best links for this gal. Ha ha ha... yeah.
I don't think she looks anything like Zelda O.o
a dress and pointy ears doesn't make the apparence :S
@multimoog: epic!
on topic: Poor poor thing :P
I'm gonna reuse the comment I made in the "Real K.K. Slider" post...
"That's the most amazing and cute dog I think I've ever seen ever in all of... everdom.
I want one. How much?"
Also, if a Kotakuite manages to answer this ad sucessfully, I don't think its out of line for us to collectively demand photos/info! ;)
hmmm...i'm more interested how the sex would be...and how well do those elf ears stay on?
@multimoog: lmao@cheez: that was too easy