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Shhhh. It's Kotaku After Dark. Time to dim the lights, pull the door closed and look at these. This. These. This Italian minx is Silvia Shon, and Silvia likes Tomb Raider. That or she thinks a Tomb Raider-inspired calendar - with naughty bits - will still do good business on the internet. Could be both, but is probably the latter. This has absolutely nothing to do with SCi or Eidos, and is already two months late, so don't expect a marketing blitz. What you can expect are Lara Croft poses and, predictably, lady bits. Clicking through while at work is not advised.
Calendario 2008 Silvia Shon [Areaticino, via Fleshbot (NSFW)]
Comments
Tanning for the lose!
Hot body, sub-par face. That is where plastic bags come in handy.
I think Lara lost her shine a while ago, but after reading about the new erotic game going on sale and 2,000 que'in, there is always a market for game related ladies!
Man, these take ages to load from the site.... I feel like I'm downloading porn circa 1995.
I call this -
EPIC FAIL.
Idk. Just didn't feel it.
I just like boobs...so as long as Lara has them I will still like Lara...don't really care about the guns...
@NaryaMithrandir: Yeah have to agree. Just a gimmick she's using for more web hits. Although if enough people do it maybe it'll develop its own side fetish thing and they'll sell the outfits in shops beside the nurse and maid outfits.
@NaryaMithrandir:
Then you might want to double check you've still got one, mate.
@The Dark Defender: Don't you mean paper bag? I mean I could understand a plastic bag, but only if you don't mind dragging her around.
@hopelesshindu: hah, i read tanning for the loose. didn't know she was that old =P
lovely body, horribly face (for lara). shes cute but god damn what a fucked up facial structure to choose for a lara model wtf
@The Dark Defender: I think you mean paper bag...
@The Dark Defender: ...seriously? In a lot of those shots her face is absolutely beautiful, and in the others she's still reasonably pretty. The only thing that possibly comes to mind is that her jaw is a little strong, but I still find her pretty damn attractive.
And it's a gimmicky attempt to catch onto the end of an old trend, yes, but in a lot of those shots (the fourth one in the Kotaku gallery, and some of the ones on the source site) she fits my vision of Lara pretty nicely. *shrug* For a half-arsed effort I'm actually pretty impressed.
Shes hot, but looks nothing like lara.
very nice try but it's like airbrush hell...
@Achenar: Amen!
I especially love her eyes in the shots :)
I had no idea Kotaku doubled as a modeling crique community. She's not bad lookin', and you get, "this post is made of fail"? I mean damn, what are you expecting, Aphrodite? A little Cleo Patra be up to snuff?
What's so wrong with PLASTIC bags? Marks and Spencer charge 5p for them, they had better be of some use!
Lara is sooo 90's. The cool kids fap to Jade Raymond nowadays.
@The Dark Defender:
Their tendency to suffocate, really.
@The Dark Defender: Nothing! And remember kids, "It's not rape, it's just 'Surprise Sex.'"
I have the first exam of the semester in 9 hours... I should be sleeping. What am I doing looking at Lara Croft pictures at 3am... They weren't even that hot...
Must sleep. Must not fail Poli Sci...
@Spaghettaboutit:
Rape jokes aren't funny.
What lady bits? You've gone and covered them all up.
Boo! Boo, I say!
Why do you cover her boobs with those stupid fis? Why cover the nipple when all the rest is uncovered? In America nipples are forbidden to be shown?
@JediMaster: Because not all websites have a policy of open nudity. Click the link, that should solve all your porn related woes.
She does have very nice lady bits if you click through. And who was complaining about her face? Her face is attractive.
@JediMaster:
in Japan it's bad to show nipples....that's why women cover their breasts instead of the vaginal area....
Not bad, but didn't Lara pack some juicy DDs? That is, before Eidos made her go to one breast reduction after another and stealing her trademark green bodysuit...
I'd like to raid her tomb. Am I right fellas?
@exolstice:
Real smooth, Lance.
there were a few good pictures, but mostly i just wasnt really attracted to her face.
Karima is hotter.
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Unrealistic standards 4tw!
Kotaku readers = armchair critics ftw!
Seriously, what a bunch of posies! I bet most of you guys are dog-ugly and fat. And those that aren't are shallower than a drunkard's puddle of piss.
An attractive female this gal is. I think you negative-commenters should stick to Fleshbot and give your wrist a break...
Glad I don't take any of (you) this seriously...
Where's the video of her Wii Bowling topless?
@SigmundTheSeaMonster:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@SigmundTheSeaMonster: I definitely fit into one of those categories. Not denying it.
That is one gorgeous woman. She does have a beautiful face so I don't see that point. And although the body could be slightly airbrushed its still gorgeous, you don't need a tan to have a beautiful body.
I fully think this woman gets a solid 9 on the schwing scale
@SigmundTheSeaMonster: If you don't like, don't read.
Hope you enjoyed being part of the Kotaku message boards...
7.1/10
I dunno. She doesn't compare to Adebibe.... at all.
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@Sparx:
9/10????
What score do the other girls on the website get then? 13/10??
@SigmundTheSeaMonster:
Thanks, Yoda. In all honesty, though, I've never seen someone actually defend a model. Remember, she's selling herself as a product, not a person. It's different if she were in regular clothes, playing a game and talking about platformer physics. But she's not doing that. She's selling herself, much like the ladies in Vegas.
@The Dark Defender:
You still got your left and right hand buddy.
I HATE GIMMICKS!
*save pictures/while waggling his wii-mote*
@The Dark Defender:
I don't know what girls you're looking at but most of the ones I see posted are nowhere near this beautiful and the ones that are have littered their bodies with tattooes
@Achenar:
It's popular for interweb nerds to pretend they wouldn't hit it.
It's called "I'd never be able to get any of that, so I'm going to pretend I dont want it."
The girl is hot. She may not be the absolute hottest girl on the internet, but do you date the internet?
Not to sound like a pretentious asshole, but her boobs really aren't big enough to compare to Lara. I mean, hers are VERY nice, but Lara...those tits just can't be mimicked.
REGARDLESS, do want.
I would raid that tomb.
I don't really see the Lara comparisons. She is a beautiful woman, no doubt. That last picture has a hint of Angelina Jolie's Lara.
Tiny tits fail. Lara is a real woman, yo.
The tits may not be Lara-like, but the buttocks more than make up for it.
Those buttocks are fan-TAS-tic.