This is going to be a HUGE HIT at those Halo parties.

O_O
>_<
O_o

What the HELL?

Once I had the cowboy one. My dog died. Two SEEMINGLY unrelated statements...

@Sailorcancer: LOL

Psh. Let me know when it comes with more shadowing physics.

I'm not sure I want to even think about the couples who are going to be excited about this one.

So many cream filling jokes, so little time.

*sold*
holy crap i laughed hard when i saw that

it made it funnier that i've reffered a *him* as my 'Master Chief' in the past xD

i think thats one area where i dont want anything to be edible. one misplaced bite could lead to disaster

I will put one on and wield my mighty Gravity Hammer.

.... Oh my.

I always thought MC was kind of a dick, but... oh my.

Note: This one will fit better on you unlike the Legendary Helmet. Too small for your cat to wear this time. Wouldn't want the ladies knowing that now would you boys?

@kickass solo(my GT): major lulz

A helmet for your helmet. And made of chocolate. Win!

ahaha is all I can say.

Then my next thought is "do want"

erm . . . BOOM HEADSHOT!

How are they gonna reconcile this with the fact that the face under the helmet is never seen? Revelations!

@eagle14: wwwwwwww gives new meaning to it doesn't it?

I wonder what they taste like, look like white chocolate

I could get some "Hey you like Halo?" "yea" "got the Halo cockhats?" "....no?" "Psh bish real Halo fans have the cockhats, I'm wearing one right now"

They look like Lego hats.

Teabag this!

@hotfiredude123: *high five*

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: They are! Da da DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Melts in your mouth... ???

@hotfiredude123: Comment of the year... thats it's people shows over... nothing to see here.

Vikings did not have horned helmets. There are no archaeological or written records of it.

Hmmm. I bet that would fit on an Action Man figure.

Jesus, is it just me or does it look like they used a golden retriever to model for those viking and cowboy shots?!

@cheeses:

You need to stop looking at those parts of your animals, my friend.

Oooh, Ico hat... *scared*

...
What if it had been in a fridge for a while?

Too much jaw pressure and you got chocolate splinters in your wing wang :|

Oh man, my lady's going to LOVE this.

Wait... I just realized something. How the HELL did that "Mdawg" guy find this?

If you preorder now, you will recieve a free chocolate hat to make your balls look like frag grenades.

Does everyone realise the amount of "fire in the hole" jokes that could be said if this was a Couter-Strike hat? (plus, JT would love it)

Actual quote:
"If this chocolate isn't the best you've put in your mouth...

Send back the hat packaging within 30 days and we'll send your money back."

Now the women can't say they don't like Halo. haha

I wonder if the site will makes Recon. :o Can I has Chocolate Recon?

The "edible underwear" of the 21st Century. What's next? Edible Underoos with your favorite cartoon superheroes? Master Chief + oral sex = epic fail.

I can think of several reasons why I wouldn't want someone biting into my penis. One in particular comes to mind.

What will they think of next?

Next in the series should be the mushrooms from Super Mario.

@Slatz_Grobnik:

You could just make one of those yourself if you dont care about missing out on the chocolate factor. Just rip the stem out of a common household mushroom.

Although... ewww.

Speaking as a woman, you better be going for the laugh with one of those. Because if you are being serious you are going to get your feelings hurt.

This is soooo fantastic. Keep them coming guys!

I honestly had to stop and say WTF? to this. Usually I would be LMAOing but this... who am i kidding, this shit's hilarious. Can't believe such a concept never crossed my mind.

Mmmmh Cortana...

Somebody is getting pwned tonight.

Lol Master Chief sure knows how to whore himself out now doesn't he? Expect a Mario version coming out soon. :P Seriously though if any guy seriously wore these I'd run for the hills.

I thought such creations just dreams...SOLD!!!

It's official, Master Chief's a dickhead.

o_O Eew!

No one can see chief's (hot) tears of shame behind the visor.

@jive238: You can't believe the idea of a tiny master chief wang-hat never crossed your mind? It must be scary up there. :)

also: Rocket Launcher, Grav Hammer, Needler, Mongoose, and spartan laser will forever be innuendo...thanks kotaku.

You know...I always wondered what he looked like under that helmet :D

This made my day. Thank you baby jesus. Thank you kotaku.