Are those your hands?

what a brilliant idea. if i was still single, living alone, and 20 i would be all over those. for the prevention of carpal tunnel, of course.

@NiGHTSSTUDiO:
No. Are they yours?

I wish those were my hands.

@Brian Ashcraft:
Probably not...

Still, are these things actually comfortable? I mean, has anyone tried them. And by tried them, I don't mean fondled. I mean tried using them as actual mouse pads.

Symmetrical docking!

@gamadaya: No. But only because I've never heard of mouse periods.

I have tried with something similar but my girlfriend got tired of laying half on the computer desk. But while it worked it was ergonomically sound.

Wow, beautiful hands, really!

Those hands look a bit grubby

I wonder if it'd be considered cheating if I started using those during Company of Heroes or TF2 games.

"This hand of my is burning red, these jubblies tell me to defeat you!!"

"Shining JUBBLIES!!!!!!!"

"Jubblies" is such a great word. I think it should be revived as a standard Kotaku tag.

Ah. Tamaki is just so HEALTHY.
Maxiumum Risky, indeed.

Ok, those hands just creeped me out.

@Black-Dog-Howls: Ah, a G Gundam reference. The foolishness of that show in no way deterred the fun it brought; much like DBZ. Good times.

GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! STOP SAYING MAXIMUM RISKY!!! IT'LL NEVER REPLACE HOT TEARS OF SHAME!!! NEEEEEEVEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also... I'd like to say the whole concept of jubblie pads is weird... Except I'm starting to wonder if an ergonomic mouse pad would help wrist... XD

F@KeroseneClimax: Frying the Sky? :D

Won't the "nipples" (on the other mouse pads) interfere with the ergonomic features of the product?

Or do they serve some other purpose?

..aside from the obvious reason of having a "massage point" on the mouse pad. You know ... so that you can massage your wrists at the same time that your resting them. ;-)

Is it MAXIMUM RISKY or MAXIMUM JUBBLIES? But what if the mousepad were smaller sized? Would it be MINIMUM JUBBLIES?

@GenRedLeader:
Nothing will replace HTOS. Nothing.

These mouse pads are quite the odd accessory for an H-game. Especially when you consider the fact that most eroge players probably don't have their hand on their mouse while playing...

God bless the Japanese. Light years ahead in mouse pad and pillow design.

now use as palm pilots

now those are palm pilots

Where I can get one of those mousepads!?

Yeah, hand on alright. How about HANDS OFF!

The Chinese are already making knockoffs.

If it didn't make me look like a completely freak to get one of those I'd consider getting one. Ah screw it, not like I have anything to lose. ;)

Those hands are fake - damn plastic surgery!

I miss the Hot Tears Of Shame tag. Maximum Risky isn't really very good at all.

Hrm, maybe I should make saying "I miss HTOS tag" an instant ban. At this point, it is comment spam. We all miss it.

Hrm... Lemme sleep on it. :)

@system11: I was just missing it myself - not that Maximum Risky is horrible but its not giving that epic feeling of looming embarrassment and excitement that was so fun.

Bash, is Maximum Risky here to stay or do we have an opportunity to submit ideas and vote?

@Brian Ashcraft: Hey now, I was typing as you said that!

Yer safe. Everyone else, WATCH OUT.

i need to get the nipple versions...

THOSE look comfortable place to rest my wrist....

@Rockbot: I just got a idea...

...

I'm going to go squeeze my wife's boobs now.

Excuse me.

@Brian Ashcraft: Looks like Ill have to be putting in an order for more ammo then.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

Them's some titties.

DOIN' IT RITE.

The pointy nipples are a nice touch...?

Brian, you scare me.

All I can say is NICE :)

How do you take care of them? I mean, don't they get dirty from all the numm numm-ing you do to them? JOKE!

But seriously, I'm pretty sure they'd get dirty. I don't like my girls with dirty breasts - real or fake.

Using this mouse daily should feel like your choking that girl with a pillow while touching her boobs, quite disturbing indeed.

@gamadaya: They would be hella comfortable, to be fair. I have my own wrist rest for my mouse and the first thing I thought when I touched it was "Jesus, this feels like BREAST".

@Bernard McGraw: ... what kinds of breasts do your girlfriends have?:-/

Then again, I shouldn't talk since my gf won hers in a radio contest :P

These are all well and good, but what about the blokes that aren't into animu womenz?

lol you can squeeze them. thats classic. I need me some of those.

I guess there's a large market for these?

Oh wait, this is Japan we're talking about. Makes perfect sense now.

Where can you buy online?

I wish they weren't anime girls, so they could go from creepy and sad to just creepy, which is just about where I like to sit.

ah the nice pad joke only works if its school days.

Gah, I actually want this... it'd go great with my Tamaki figure :)

To Heart 2 started on PS2? Huh...

I didn't play it, but I remember the first was tame enough to easily become a mainstream TV show.

Thats stupid, yet I got this urge to tuch them, maybe even rub my face on thing...

Wow, one of them even has erect nipples. That's the first time I've seen that... Funny stuff.

I don't know what's worse.. The pedo pillow cases, or the fact that he's making two of the pads breasts touch.

This stuff actually comes from the Dengeki G's Festival magazine's latest special issue, not the game. For 3,600 though, it's a pretty decent bargain.

Those look really comfortable. So wheres the link to buy?

@fuchikoma:

To Heart is a dating sim. They ported it to the PC with erotic content. This is the same for other series like Clannad, Shuffle, and so forth.

PS2 = Safe. PC = Not Safe for Work.

As some one who doesn't use a mousepad...
I'll have to .... investigate this further....

I'm not sure if I should be annoyed that there's a market for this. I wish I was more knowledgeable when it comes to society..

Those are honestly the stupidest things ever.

@Kovitlac: Someone in internet is WRONG this time its you! That boob mousepad is the best thing i've ever heard!

@Kovitlac: Stupid like a fox!

@gamadaya: I own two mouse pads like this (the larger one shown in these pics is one of those I have), and yes, they are really comfortable for use as mouse pads. Far more comfortable than any "ergonomic" mouse pad I've ever used. If they released some less risque ones I'd use one at work. Speaking practically, the smaller breast ones are actually more comfortable since your arm sits at a better angle. Oh, and while it may be disappointing to some I have to say the feel is quite nice they still aren't up to real ones. ~_^