When one Floridian woman picked up some Pokemon valentines at her local Dollar General, her son spotted something peculiar sticking out from the bundled lollipops: razor-sharp chunks of box-cutter blades. Luckily he noticed the metal protrusion before he handed a lollipop to his sister for her tongue to go all Bulbasaur.
I'd always laughed at the warnings of razor blades in candy. But I guess that, yes, some people do hate children, or at least Pokemon, that much.
Woman Finds Razor Blade Inside Valentine's Day Candy [WFTV via GoNintendo]









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i guess thats what the kid gets for havinga "sharp" tounge.
im sorry, thats my cheesy joke for the week
Whoa, talk about someone being bitter on Valentine's Day.
I choose you..... to die! <3
Horrifying. At least this kid had sharp eyes, it could've been a lot worse. Hell, it still has the potential to go badly.
more like pokEMOn valentines... amirite?
Oh wow that is kinda scary. Law suit anyone?
Please people.. dont buy edible things at the dollar store. You should just know better.
who the hell would do that? that's so cruel
Candyman, I choose YOU!
Use, RAZOR SUCKER!
*runs away quietly*
Always be careful with candy, especially when it's from a guy in the park that swears he has a snicker bar in his pocket *silverwolf goes to room and cries*.
I never believed the PSAs when they said there might be razor blades in candy, but I guess they were right. Now I am waiting for a stoner to hurt themselves or other by running over someone coming out of the drive through. Then I will believe them all...
I heard it originally as it wasn't pokemon, it was digimon, and they weren't razorblades, it was hypodermic needles, and it wasn't valentine's day, it was Easter, and it wasn't his mom, it was his grandma, and it wasn't a guy, it was two girls stapled to a penguin.
and it wasn't real. It was BS.
wow i got many more comments on here than gonintendo xD
More like poke"mon" that hurt. amirite too?
@deathbunny: i am confused..
i hurt myself in my confusion!
You picked probably the worst picture to show this. It's really hard to make out against the background. If anyone wants to see it easier, just follow the link in the post.
Anyways, this seems too out-there to be real. I'm calling shenanigans on the woman.
i blame anonymous for this
Yay! Local story! I heard the report last night ... the police seem to think that it may not have been intentional, rather the blades may have gotten into the mix at the plant.
Oh wow! I remember my parents telling me to be careful when eating my halloween candies, but VALENTINES!? Geeze... -.-
@Waka in Japan: Good choice. On topic this is sick and retarted.
"you americans have berry big penis."
@jarjarwang:
lol stretching hard for it.
What does this have to do with gaming?
"Lollypop, I choose you!"
Sorry, couldn't help myself
How the hell do they even get in there? Is there a giant Willy Wonka style vat of red goo that someone decided to toss razorblades into?
That is quite the valentines day surprise. Razorblades are fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Sorry but the video made me laugh. The candy was made in China and the quality control just wasn't there. lol Well no shit !
thats what you get for buying cheap valentines day cards from the 99 cent store ^__^
shit... thats what you get for buying valentines cards at all. What a waste :D
A representative from the valentine card company stated that it was a Bulbasaur's Razor Leaf.
... Sorry. :(
You cut me at hello.
Bulbasaur attacks with razor leaf
Lickitung dodges.
@Sparkamus: hahahahaha.
But seriously, why are there razor blades in lollipops?
Many employees at many warehouses/manufacturing plants carry box cutters. Something like this is bound to happen.
@Waka in Japan: Blame Ebaumsworld.
That's scary. My greedy ass wouldn't even notice something like that until it was too late.
So let me get this straight.
The kid found blades in candy?
Wow, that's pretty fucked up.
@Crash McCloud: Yes he was about to give one to his sister when he noticed it had a razor sticking out of it.
@Project Thanatos: I'll second that.
Maybe I'm blind or delirious from lack of sleep, but I don't see the blade in the picture above.
What a good brother for looking out for his younger sister. If by chance he had given it to her, more than likely we would hear about bout the kid would be the blame and probably look at some serious trouble.
@DARK DVNT; DARKDVNT [Xfire/Yahoo]: apparently you can't type and eat at the same time, huh.
Or they just hate pokemon that much...
@DashTheHand:
It's that sharp metal thing jutting out from the side of the lolly-pop.
@DashTheHand: It is on the right side of the candy it is barely visable in that picture. If you click on the link and watch the video you can see it better. Also I found it kinda funny. Hope that helps ya
@tsukihimeblood: Lame but hilarious. I'm still distrubed by the image of a child's tongue going bulbasaur on a lollipop. *cries* Thanks Wilson.
I think it would be a lot cooler if it was a KEYblade =P hehe I would like to find that in my candy! That's gotta be dangerous though O_o
Hard to believe it's true, considering this report is coming out of Florida, home of the "unspoken one".
I came here with a razor leaf joke ready only to see I've been beaten to the punch. *thinks of other pokemon related joke* "I'd always laughed at the warnings of razor blades in candy..yes, some people do hate children, or at least Pokemon, that much." The only pokemon that a razor filled lollipop would be super effective on would be a lickatung. *lowers head in shame from shitty joke*
tis wouldnt hav hapened if theese kidz lieked mudkipz.
A heart with a razor blade in it- it's so appropriate for today...at least for some of us...
@Sparkamus: assmdfsmdf hahahaha
Also, I giggled at the news station named WFT, And that the Pokemon sucker was found in Polk County.
@slickchris7777:
You people must really hate being on this site.
I also really want to make a Pokemon pun somehow, but I don't think anyone could do better than the "Bulbasaur uses Razor Leaf. Lickitung dodges." that is still making me laugh.
Umm... Okay okay; I hope there aren't any other suckers that went out like this. The store better be sure to catch 'em all before they're sold. (EH!?)
@Sparkamus:
best comment thus far, good job sir