Kotaku
Here's something you should've seen coming a mile away—a nipple-filled threesome mini-game in Ready At Dawn's PSP title God of War: Chains of Olympus. Outside of a polygonal pair of boobs, don't expect much more than a suggestive candle-as-phallus bobbing about on a crate, occasionally ejaculating hot wax. Suffice it to say, it's not safe for work, if only for the banging and moaning sounds, but mostly for the digital ta-tas.
God of War PSP Sex Scene Trailer Skips To The Good Part
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6:20 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By Michael McWhertor
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I'll be expecting the Fox News report any day now.
@blackadvent: It'll take em' a coulple months to hear about it.
Candlewax bukake is HOT
@blackadvent:
lol I was just about to post that same comment
That pussy is wrecked!
@blackadvent:
If we hadn't heard anything from GoW 1 or 2, we wont hear anything about this either.
Bring on the GOW3 sex mini game!
@Luke Plunkett: You scare me Luke. ):
hah..same way as in real life..long as you hit the right timed-buttons..frickin' sweeet.
-_-;; ooovverdone, NEXT
haha, where can i get a candle-holder like that?
aweeesome.
Gotta love it.
Impressive, 3D prons on my PSP.
Wow. That is pathetic.
No wonder there are so many stereotypes about gamers.
That's a big candle.
yay its just like really doing it
Thank you psp slim for having TV Output <3
@blackadvent: I hope not. For christ's sake, God of War 2 had this exact same "mini-game" with the same moaning, thumping, and digital nipples. That managed to get by under the radar, and it's pretty lame if, a year later, the exact same thing winds up getting shit for it.
Am I the only one who finds pretending to have sex in a video game, a little pathetic?
Don't get me wrong, I'm quite happy pretending to be a twentyfifth level robotic elf-mage with unfeasibly bouffant hair, but pretending to have sex?
C'mon, isn't that why we have porn?
How would we feel if we purchased a copy of clamlappers gone wild, only to discover they were trying to save the world from an evil God, whilst dealing with teenage angst same time ?
I say everything in its place, and sex has no place in video games.
@pyropetey: Shun the non-believer! SHHHUU-uuu-UUnnnn..
What is the point in this? I am not being a prude or whatever, but this is just unnecessary and pointless. Why does the video game industry CONSTANTLY supply the "SeXbox" people with more fodder? Give it a fucking break already.
I mean, everyone went nuts about Mass Effect through errorneous information, but now they have a video of a sex minigame.
Freaking ridiculous.
They could get a little more "original" at least, also this still doesn't top the "exploding cupid" statue from GoW II. That was... just wow the most explicit.
This one... meh.
@bysty: I don't think any of this can can be blamed for a gamer stereotype. Most non-gamers will never even see it.
What is so tragic is that this was ever included in a game, what a waste of time, Ready at Dawn are trying so hard to be mature they come off as those 15 y.o "casanovas" at high school that spent their time leering around the yard with their math text books in front of their "candles"
@rbelmont000:
The point?
It's the same point of why 300 men wearing nothing but capes fought an army of Persians. SEX APPEAL and men aren't the only ones guilty of this.
As for your "unnecessary and pointless" argument, well many things in videogames could be considered that, in fact videogames themselves could be said to fit both of those categories.
@rbelmont000: because we wanna see DIRTY stuff! Seriously there is way more sex and violence in the average TV show or Movie than video games if fox decides to shoot there mouth off, or any other news studio their welcome to do so because in the end it isn't going to change.
TWINS
@Cruithne: I doubt their intent was for this to turn us on. It's just meant to be funny. It's adult humor, for an adult game.
I say sex has a place in video games. It's just another form of media. If TV, movies, books, ect. can do it, games should be able to do it too.
Hehe, fucken gotta love Kratos. Or is the gotta love Kratos fucken...shit I'm lost more Pr0n0z plz! ;)
@YUYU: Adult humour? If it was seen to be hilarious it's only by 12 year old "adults".
X= thrust
spinning joystick= flip
Left trigger= smack left butt cheek
right trigger= smack right butt cheek
Whatever happened to family oriented gaming like Mr. Pac-man Atari Pong?
Who will think of the children?!
Its no "hot coffee" but close enough to pass the ESRB.
@Cruithne:
Interesting. An epic porn movie. I wonder what the final scene would be like? Using Sex-Fu to destroy the evil God? "To rid the world of your evil... I will make you orgasm!" Not a bad way to go.
@Cruithne:
excuse me, but have you never heard the phrase "sex sells." and boy dose it sell!!! :p
The candle wax cumshot made me laugh XD
Achievement Unlocked: Get off in 30s and still somehow satisfy the slut.
@rbelmont000: Wait, Why the hell should we let "The SEXbox people" control what we play? If they're gonna be ignorant asses who continue to think games are meant only for children, abiding by their "rules" is only gonna make things worse for us gamers who know better. People need to realize that over 80% of gamers are ADULTS, who enjoy their ADULT content from time to time.
I wonder how long it will be before gametrailers notices the unusually large number of 108 year olds watching mature videos on their site?
duke nukem humps better
Of course the real irony is that most guys have trouble finding just one particular button on a real woman (ask your older brother if you don't know what's I'm talking about)
@Luke Plunkett: Hah, I guess not many got the irony in that joke, heh funny nevertheless
I don't see why sex shouldn't be in our videogames, yet people would tolerate it in movies, television, and books.
What is with the double-standard? Also what is with gamers condemning other games for playing games with sex in them?
Listen, anyone who does get a kick off of these scenes should probably get some help I'd agree. But just because someone does it out of curiosity or for Experience Orbs doesn't make them some deviant.
The feminist in me should be offended, but I think I need a cigarette first after watching that.
@bysty:
@Cruithne:
What's up with the prudes here? I thought this was the intenet!
Seriously though, would you say that sex doesn't belong in movies, or books even? Sex is a part of life, and therefore it has a place in our literature and media. This isn't even remotely porn, anyway.
Besides it's just a running joke with this particular series. Having God of War without a sex minigame is like having Doom without a BFG, or having Metal Gear without "magazines."
And the Japanese have plenty of pornos about good fighting evil.
Ahh.... so THOSE are the "Chains of Olympus".
@K-Squad! (Badass Edition): Naaaah. Why would you scroll all the way down to 1900 when you can just pick a random date somewhere in the early 80s or before? What they should notice is the strange number of people born on January 1 !!
Kratos needs a bit of lovin' since he's so full of hate.
Enough with the prudes.
Eew girls have kodies xD
@MagickBocks: LOL, more like Metal Gear without the crotch grabbing and fart jokes.@syl1985: Even adults enjoy a bit of silliness. Geez, lighten up people.
Yuyu
What about this is so "adult"? Is it the candle?
I'll agree that games should be "allowed" to have stuff like this,just like movies do,but a discerning audience should be able to laugh at it's lameness,just like when "Porky's" got snubbed at the Oscars.