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Nintendo, Won't You Be My Valentine?

Fact: Mario is the master of love. Sure, his relationship with the Princess sometimes feels more innocuous than passionate—and the whole Bowser infatuation certainly kinks up the confusing sexual undertones—but no matter what the circumstance, he always wins back the Princess against overwhelming odds. So why not celebrate Valentine's with some free Nintendo valentines? From 4 Color Rebellion, these charming notes will only cost you some color ink or a few seconds of copy/pasting into an email. Beecause really, what potential lover can resist a good "bee" pun?

It's Valentine's Day! Show Your Geek That You Care! [4ColorRebellion via GoNintendo]

1:40 PM on Tue Feb 12 2008
By Mark Wilson
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JerrD74: RIP George... at 01:51 PM on 02/12/08
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*facepalm*
Deadeyereborn at 01:52 PM on 02/12/08
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In before flood of terrible "wii valentines" jokes.
Erwin at 01:56 PM on 02/12/08
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@JerrD74: What more is there to say? That's just awful.
NotAZombie at 01:56 PM on 02/12/08
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I can't wait to fly around in mah bee suit!
Deadeyereborn at 01:57 PM on 02/12/08
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@Erwin: Go look at the website the other ones are waaaaay worse. Horrible puns for the win!
Gray665 at 01:59 PM on 02/12/08
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Pikachu, I choo choo choose you!
ShirtNinja at 02:00 PM on 02/12/08
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It says Bee and there's a picture of a Bee!
DranzerKire at 02:02 PM on 02/12/08
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The last one, "We Belong Together" missed such a great opportunity for replacing We with Wii. :/
Sparx at 02:02 PM on 02/12/08
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Man, the princess must have a lot of trouble with her "pipes" to have around Mario all the time if you catch my drift ; )
Deadeyereborn at 02:03 PM on 02/12/08
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@ShirtNinja: *gasp*
Doomstalk at 02:03 PM on 02/12/08
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@Gray665: Let's bee friends.
Acunia at 02:05 PM on 02/12/08
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Oh god, i can't bee-live this... wait what did I just do? oh crap...
Setzer IIDX at 02:06 PM on 02/12/08
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Nothing will EVER beat vgcats' Kirby valentine.
DanteODiabo at 02:06 PM on 02/12/08
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Mario is a lefty!! look at the left arm, I dont't think he's checkin the princess's pipes at all if ya get me.
Strangelove at 02:07 PM on 02/12/08
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@Gray665:

Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers!
Pezdispenser at 02:08 PM on 02/12/08
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Personally, I think these are better: [www.vgcats.com]

FALCON KISS!
geekgrrl at 02:08 PM on 02/12/08
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those are pretty bad. if i got one of these from an admirer i'd have to give him/her -1...
geekgrrl at 02:10 PM on 02/12/08
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@Setzer IIDX: holy crap is that disturbing.
Setzer IIDX at 02:12 PM on 02/12/08
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@geekgrrl: And the beauty is it doesn't matter which gender gives it to which. It's just absolutely awesomeness either way. =D

On a side note, either Firefox's spellcheck recognizes awesomeness as a real word or awesomeness IS a real word. Either way, I'm happy. Woo!
juliopalio at 02:13 PM on 02/12/08
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my girlfriend made me a bee mario card for christmas that was way classier than those! For a start it actually looked like bee mario.
Erwin at 02:13 PM on 02/12/08
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@Strangelove: @Gray665: *joins in*
My bee's breath smells like bee food... Dammit. I've got nothing.
@Deadeyereborn: I love bad puns, but this is Reality Check bad: [www.comics.com]
deathsyth8888 at 02:13 PM on 02/12/08
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VGcats has some really good game related valentine cards like Solid Snake, Link, Metroid, Kirby to name a few. I love the kirby one the best.
deathsyth8888 at 02:15 PM on 02/12/08
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@Pezdispenser: I guess I posted to late :(
Nintenboy01 at 02:15 PM on 02/12/08
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@Pezdispenser: I didn't know Kirby was so promiscuous...
Erwin at 02:19 PM on 02/12/08
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@Pezdispenser: Some of those are hilarious (AFFECTION!), but Kirby, good lord no...
Who wants to send that one to Kirbytheslayer?
NateN at 02:21 PM on 02/12/08
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Completely random yet related sidenote: Did you know St. Valentine is the patron saint of Beekeepers?
[en.wikipedia.org]

@Pezdispenser: I liked the Phoenix Wright one so much I decided to make it mine for the Valentine's day holiday. :-P
Deadeyereborn at 02:23 PM on 02/12/08
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@Erwin: Its burns us!
SuperMaxZero at 02:25 PM on 02/12/08
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Lame. I saw way cooler viudeo ganme cards on a VGCats comic. Especially the Kirby-shaped one that says "I want you inside me". That would be an awesome real Valentine's day card.
Torgen got his apology... at 02:48 PM on 02/12/08
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The VGCats Pokemon one should have found a way to sneak, “It's super effective!” in.
Gouki4u at 02:49 PM on 02/12/08
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@NateN: But beekeepers can't flirt!

Also that card is third grade lame.
eugaet at 03:38 PM on 02/12/08
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Actually, the idea for the Kirby VGCats card originated w/ Shawn Handyside @ Stacatto Comic...Scott @ VGCats said as much when it came out last year.

[www.vgcats.com]

Just sayin'.
Levoduction at 03:46 PM on 02/12/08
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I think there's a huge omission from the choice of game-related Valentines. I mean, y'know, there was that 'cube' thing that got all popular a while ago. The one with the hearts on the side?
Mezodon at 03:54 PM on 02/12/08
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@ShirtNinja: I only clicked on this post to see how long it'd take to see that... seven comments.
King Seafoam at 05:16 PM on 02/12/08
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That Bee card makes me wana rip my clothes off'
thisbeatisbadass at 05:41 PM on 02/12/08
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even better than the choo choo choose me with the picture of a train.
Doomstink at 06:27 PM on 02/12/08
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"What potential lover can resist a good "bee" pun?"

Any one who has seen "Bee Movie" is sick of bee puns. The only "jokes" in that movie were bee puns. Ugh.
pikachumariachi at 06:28 PM on 02/12/08
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I like the VG Catz Pokemon one "Heart was sent to Bill's PC"
Darthvinder at 06:29 PM on 02/12/08
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Mario is so whipped. I feel sorry for the guy.
$Image of Evil Tortie\'s Mom$ Evil Tortie's Mom at 06:33 PM on 02/12/08
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@Doomstink: You forgot anyone who saw the trailer and the ads for it.
guy_jin at 06:42 PM on 02/12/08
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I'd rather have TurboGrafx-themed valentines. As in "hey baby, will you Bonk me?!"
Kovitlac at 08:10 PM on 02/12/08
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I think I'm going to be sick..
WillW at 01:21 AM on 02/15/08
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aw