Mahjong's OK. Little boring, though. Seasons and colours? A bit naff. What the game really needs is a bunch of scantily-dressed girlies under the board, whose naughty poses are revealed only when you clear the table. And that's exactly what D3's THE Sexy Szechuan Province, a Japanese mobile game, delivers. And yes. Stop. Don't bother asking. That is its real name.
女の子たちの秘密のヴェールを剥がせ！ 『THE セクシー四川省』が配信[Famitsu]

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