Zero Punctuation [The Escapist]
Zero Punctuation On Call Of Duty 4
11:20 AM on Wed Feb 6 2008
By Mike Fahey
14,562 views
146 comments
Zero Punctuation [The Escapist]
11:20 AM on Wed Feb 6 2008
By Mike Fahey
14,562 views
146 comments
Comments
awesome! What a great little video series.
Good one, chap. Although I found the moustache to be very fashionable. The chops are comming back, man!
brilliant like always, and the part with "must get messy around that time of the month" made me nearly fall off my chair.
I love how the US troops are carrying MP44s. I bet he did that on purpose the cheeky fucker. :D
"just as good as a prostitute with three identical sets of genitalia"
that's a metaphor I never thought I'd hear...
I have to wait until I get home to watch these, makes Wednesdays last far too long.
BTW, am I the only one who thinks a DVD compilation of these would be neat.
"Essen my scheisse"...
A tribute to SP?
See, I told you it was Game of the Year.
The CoD4 / Portal / Jesus chart, FTW.
Absolute SUCK.
This is almost certainly as hilarious as all the other Zero Punctuation reviews, but since I'm in the middle of class right now, it's probably not the best idea to turn up the volume and listen to Yahtzee's, er, colorful way of speech.
This is the day the earth explodes. Its a game that he almost didnt seem to hate!
I knew he'd love it. The campaign to COD4 is just that impressive, despite the fact that its short. It's too bad he doesn't do multiplayer because he might actually like COD4s online gaming.
It's official...
EVERYONE loves this game but me. It's lonely here.
Good review, it seems he had a hard time finding stuff to hate on. :)
Wow, not often he likes a game. But this game is definitely worthy of the Yahtzee liking
God, I love that guy. Would have enjoyed hearing his take on multiplayer though.
wow, I cant tell if he liked the game or not :P
Best Zero Punctuation yet! I loved the SAS commander mustache part. Good stuff. :-)
@n/a: oh, hi N/A mod :D
argh, post the message :'(
Heh, so while CoD4 is good, Portal is only second to Jesus Christ Himself? I guess that's a fair comparison.
Does anyone else get a bug with Videoegg where, if you adjust the volume, the adjustment popup sits there unless you keep your mouse hovering over the mute button?
@El Patricko: If you watch his review of Halo 3, you'll see he really doesn't care about multiplayer.
@n/a: I guess that means the universe exploded when he reviewed Portal.
@zaglis: That was a very well informed and thought out statment. Would you care to elobrate, as I do not feel like I have a full grasp of you're complexe take on this piece of entertainment.
Love zero punctuation but damn they need to dump the f-ing "real" codec crap!
I think that one was his best since Mass Effect.
Is it just me or does anyone else find that Zero Punctuation never plays? I click the play button and nothing happens, not even a buffering message.
So frickin' hilarious!
@Deadeyereborn: Damn my spelling errors damn you!
Anything that references German Porn Stars is awesome!
God damn it. Spoiled the game for me.
Seriously I bought COD4 for the PC, and I've only been playing multiplayer.
I think I've played like 30 minutes of single player.
xd.balls[cac] on NFO:Seattle or AlterEgos
@axiomatic: real codec? Dude, it's a flash file.
I still have to complete the story mode- but... just... cant... break away... from... MULTIPLAYER!!! XD
Oh i really liked this one! Alot of people i know havent taken the time to beat the campaign but it is alot of fun.
@Ra_on_the_Moon: I beat the SP before touching MP because I knew I would never go back to the SP if I didn't finish it before.
Hes outdone him self, its honestly the best one hes done since the console war one.
God i love these videos, i happen to be a big COD4 fan too.
I think it's a mark of Yahtzee's talent that he can make me laugh my ass off even when he likes something. Hating something and making it funny is easy, but enjoying something and making it funny takes skill.
@y2julio: I did a mixture of the two. Beating the game, minus the epilogue, on veteran only took around 3 or 4 days. I still havent beaten that damn after-credits level on vet. yet!
hahaha! omg! i love, i love, and i love his reviews.
"...like a triple cunted hooker" rofl!
@Brian Crecente: the multiplayer alone was my game of the year. The only game to pry CoD out of my cold-dead kung fu grip was Rock Band. *sob* CoD even made me neglect No More Heroes, Halo, Super Mario Galaxy, and now *sniff* DMC4!
I have a problem.
I would have liked to see the campaign be a bit longer in gameplay time, I felt the ending was well timed with the plot and was a proper end to a amazing game.
@itsburnsie: You're not alone. I also didn't love it.
I did like it, but I'm shocked that anyone would have put it up for GOTY. I finished the SP campaign in a day, don't think I've touched it (or even thought about it much) since then. And I don't play MP, so...
@CHU BOI: you're not the only one. i've neglected those great games too! lmao
Always a pleasure watching these.
I really don't like it when he praises a game, I tend to give his opinion such weight that it means I am £30-40 poorer soon afterwards. I have a feeling that it is a case of karma, I often complain about reviews being far too generous to mediocre games, so when someone so hatefilled comes along it just makes me spend more.
@Brian Crecente: But Portal came out this year too...
Great review yet again, but I'm surprised he wasn't more harsh on a 5 hour single player. From what I've played though, it is an excellent shooter, and I guess this just means a certain buy as soon as get a damn 360.
Got to respect a guy that can confidently tell his viewers off. :)
We're so demanding!
@tslothrop: I never liked any of the COD , the only MOH i liked was MODheroes2 in the wii...
COD4 is easily the best multiplayer shooter to come out in years. Honestly, my roommates and i played halo 3 until COD4 came out... and never looked back.
I still don't have it yet...
But if it's like a triple-cunted hooker then I will get it. They're the best type of hooker.
Yea, COD4s multiplayer WAS the greatest. But then Turok came out and all that changed because of dinosuars.
@y2julio: are you on dope, look in the lower right corner of the screen. whats that? Oh its the "Real" logo.
goofball.
Still need to try CoD4, but CoD3 was just such a turn-off for me.
lol what a funny ass review... i have yet to pick up COD4, but ive played enough of it to know that this is GOTY for sure.
I didn't like this review, cod4 is full of problems and flaws ( respawning,undestrctible wood windows, stupid allied ai, corridor type levels etc....) and the gameplay feels old... yes, the game is amazing, but even liking it you got a lot of bad thing to say about it. Is no good when the reviewer is a fan of the game he is reviewing...
Multiplayer is another story, there we have a winner without questions.
Anyway, i prefer people talking greatly about this game than about other fps that start with the letter h.... at least this game has conditions.
A really good review. I loved the COD4 - Portal - Jesus line, it really put things into perspective :) . I might pick it up after I'm done devouring Brawl. So in a couple years or so.
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