To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: The Revenge of the Washing Machine II, Electric Boogaloo

Tristan's First Grade class has been studying presidents this week. Each of the kids need to take their turn standing in front of the rest of the class delivering a short speech about a different president. Tristan picked James Madison, fourth president of the United States and a man, who my wife tells me, adored ice cream.

I asked Tristan how things went and he said very well. He told me the second best speech in the class (his, apparently was the best) was about our first president: "General Grievous Washington." A man, I suspect, who had both wooden teeth and four light sabers. Can you imagine the looks on the faces of the British when they came face-to-face with the general of the continental army? No wonder we won.

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