Gordon Freeman is the saviour of the universe, Gordon Freeman is the archetype silent protagonist, Gordon Freeman can still somehow pull off a mid-90s goatee, blah blah blah. Everybody loves Gordon, but what about John? Nobody loves John. Heck, nobody has even heard of John Freeman, brother of Gordon Freeman. Time for that to change.
[via Boing-Boing]
Gordon Freeman's Bro Saves His Bacon
1:30 AM on Mon Jan 28 2008
By Luke Plunkett
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WTF, but in the best possible way.
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???!!?
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
BIZARRO!
fantastic
::applause::
.......? ..? .....?
*applause*
Spot on delivery. I loved it. XD
shock ending :O such emotion, such drama!!! and just too late for oscar recognition this year :(
Absolutely wonderful, I loved the retro voice work.
I ARE enjoyed This MOVie
Haazaa
Madness! Although it would've been better without all the internet lingo.
I've always wondered what Salad Fingers would sound like as the announcer on an old-timey newsreel, and by "always" I mean "never."
Hahahaahha that was brilliantly hilarious.
Loved it.
Hilarious! More bad fanfiction should be made awesome with these kinds of videos.
@Maldron: ...you didnt like my script?!
Did anyone but me get a kick out of them using "Gordon Frohman" as his brother?
Concerned fans will get it.
It was good but it should have ended on a song, then it would have been perfect. ;)
@QuickPick: Obviously, the pants are dead
* standing ovation *
Bravo! Bravo!
* quiet weeping *
The feel-good motion picture of the year.
Absolute perfection! loved the entire delivery lol
Excellent, simply excellent!
Totally reminded me of old school cartoons, good stuff!
Biggest waste of nearly five minutes ever.
I want a refund.
@TheIrishNinja: No, I didn't like your script either. Better than this guy's.
lol l o l L o l Lol L O l LOl L O L LOL
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Apparently the author was 8 when he wrote this.
Which is kind of a disappointment. I'd love to think there was some 20-something Half Life fan who was capable of this kind of abortion.
I really should be in bed.
I won't be, however, due to the fact that this video will have me laughing the rest of the night.
Very Weekend at Bernie's.
Same old audio. Nice effects added though.
Its old but at the same time still awesome. Nice to see someone finally did it in in game and following to original flash animation to some extent.
Has anyone seen that breakup letter narration on YTMND, where the dude is reading this horribly written breakup email in a really epic tone? This sounds almost like the same guy.
Saw this on Destructoid a couple of days ago. This was written by a six year old.
I'm not kidding.
What about his black cousin Morgan Freeman? Now that guy's pretty badass.
I liked the original stick figure version better; the music just seems to get in the way.
Old video is OLLLLD! Still hilarious though.
You should check out "Doom 3: Repercussions of Evil" as well, funniest bad fanfic EVER.
@TherinDent: what, it's a half-life machinima on youtube. it's just another colloquial affectation.
XD I love it.
@ShaggE:
needs more "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS"
That had to have been written by a kid. Or a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really awful writer.
The animation was flawless however. XD
@Heartwork: The original YTMND that started the dramatic reading gag: [baumanletters.ytmnd.com]
*I'm aware SA forums did stuff like this earlier.
oh wow, just wow :D
Bizarro hate puny picture.
I lol'd
That was AWESOME
Great concerned referance using 'Gordon Frohman'
The kid who made the script is legendary
. . .
lol, the old timey radio voice is what makes it awesome :D
One of the captions will definitely make meme status.
I could only get through half. While I admire the technical aspect of it, the writing of it is one of the first things Ive seen where the word 'retarded' would be an understatement.
That's my kind of humour
....*blink*.....*blink*........
That was fun for about 30 seconds. John "smashing" his computer was arguably the best part.
haha....ah. You can hear the narrator crack up a few times.
You guys have no idea just how old this is.
wow. that was delicious. I second KRELLIE on the computer smashing part.
@RagingTowers: I did =D FROHMAN FTW!
it was ok, but alittle too long for me.
if anyone dousent get the joke, its a real fan fiction somebody wrote on a site, the guy just read it as it was wrote, including all the spelling mistakes and errors, it was on YTMND for like a year under the name
johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd or something like that
Now that the story has resurfaced, maybe my friends will finally get it when I scream, "JOHN FREEMAN, OVER HERE!"
So bad it's good.
So old it's...still old.
Still good, too. ~_~
GOD! I saw this a little while ago, and it still makes me laugh... soo funny.
I think I just laffed up a lung...but it looked like a zombi lung so I shot it with my wepon bang bang bang. Now I cant breath right but I can breath left because it was my right lung that I laffed up.