Seems we're back on the cake(s). This one, a remarkable achievement unearthed (read: re-blogged) by the eagle-eyed gang at Arcade Heroes, was created for a Killer List of Video Games message board poster and presumed Sinistar fan by a co-worker. We can only assume that by "co-worker", the poster means "best friend in the universe" and "the only one who understands my true passion." It's really quite glorious in it's full-sized form, but remember that there are only about three Sinistar jokes one can make and I've already made one of them. Comment carefully!
Sinistar Cake [KLOV Forums via Arcade Heroes]



















Comments
Run, coward, to the store and buy the ingredients!
Awesome, awesome, awesome. Get this roaring nightmare face from outer space on XBLA already!
Beware I live! I wouldn't mind a cake like that.
Beware! It lives!
@KeroseneClimax: Dang. You beat me to the third one.
dang, everyone's beat me to the quotes...
uh... grroooooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr
Rawr!!!!! In mah belly!
What if they put the candle in his mouth? Would the exploit still work?
that is so hot.
Gyah! Stuff like this makes me wish that my baking during high school hadn't turned out to be a phase.
Panic: the state one finds himself in while being chased by a Sinistar with one more piece than Sinibombs available in the player's reserve.
"RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRR!!!"
(Shudders reflexively)
@Kirbytheslayer: Kirbytheslayer: Whoops! Its funny this article would show up since I was watching this Vid only yesterday. [youtube.com] . XBLA Release now please.
Sinistar! those were the days. That game scared the CRAP out of me every time!
RUN COWARD! RUN! RUN!
This cake is the truth! All others still a lie.
The best cake ever. Sinistar sounds were amazing, all I can think of is him screaming at me.
@jollydwarf:
Man, that describes the days when I was focused on mastering the game. I play it today and I don't even manage to kill the bastard once.
Alas, my favorite cake as far as gaming cakes are concerned is still the Wind Waker cake. Others have challenged it, including this one for all of the great Sinistar memories it dredged up. But when I look at the artsmanship of the Wind Waker cake it takes the #1 spot.
Of course, that one was done by a professional... maybe I should have a "Favorite by a normal person" cake too...
Impressive. This is one of those ideas that make you wonder why it hasn't already been done yet. It just works so well.
That is truly an amazing cake holy crap i miss that game. I really loved to play it and such a creepy odd voice too ::shudders::
this cake will eat souls
:-o
This cake isn't a lie.
This kicks the hell out of Martha's sissy Wii cake! Coward!!
I will bet anything that all cake stories from now on will include a "the cake is a lie" joke in the comments. So far this one has racked up two, and still counting.
I HUNGER!!
(for Sinistar cake)
Damn. That's what I get for not reading the headline first. :(
So, what's the flavor of the cake? Is it... Sini-mon?
(people boo ManekiNeko offstage, throwing all manner of rotting produce at him)
The Sinistar is a l--[shot in the head]
@ManekiNeko: I'd throw produce, but I have none. And even if I bought some now, it wouldn't be properly rotten enough to throw just yet.
As much as I love all these cake posts, something about seeing masses of frosting used like layers of paint just somehow pushes me that much closer to having diabetes.
"GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Sinistar
@ampillion : Will comment for money.: There is enough frosting there to do some damage on impact. Both problems solved.
Now that is a cake!
If only I had tiny bombs to blow off parts of it everything would be complete!
Nice! Sinistar was one of my arcade guilty pleasures along with Devil's Hollow.
Almost a waste of a quarter due to the extreme difficulty, but I always had to play at least one game.
I am obliged to comment on this, the coolest. Cake. Ever.
Does this mean my chic, retro icon just went mainstream?
@ManekiNeko:
I actually laughed at that. :(
@akaBitter: The trick is to get over your fear of Sinistar. Harvest the hell out of the asteroids, grabbing as many crystals as you can, then wait for Sinistar to come to life (believe me, you'll know when it happens!). Watch the radar, and retreat when he approaches. Keep flying in a straight direction, without stopping or turning, then frantically hammer the bomb button to drop your payload directly into Sinistar's mouth. He'll die in a matter of seconds.
A good Sinistar player doesn't worry about the big guy himself... once you get the pattern down, he's cake. It's those damn tank droids that will cost you the most lives in the later stages... they dance around your ship, firing bullets that are infuriatingly hard to dodge.
Hmm, I don't think this one is cool or cute. It ain't doing it for me... which could be a good thing, I would not hesitate to eat it :)
Warping to Baker Zone...
Finally, a cake more likely to eat me than I am to eat it.
@ManekiNeko: "once you get the pattern down, he's cake"
indeed
Oh god... I'm so embarrassed! The photo of me used to make that cake is way outdated. I've been tanning a lot since then, had my teeth filed. And thanks to the medication, I don't indiscriminately yell at people anymore.
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