Three things that Dynasty Warriors the game has in common with Cosplay Musou: Fancy costumes, third person point-of-view and repetitive scenes. Well that, and players say both relieve stress. This adult film stars Aika Miyazaki, Ai Katsuki, Rika Nagasawa and newcomer Tomoka Nozawa. Yes, that was a pun, a very embarrassing pun.
Dynasty Warriors Dirty Movie [Not Safe For Work via Danny Choo]
Dynasty Warriors Remade as Dirty Movie
5:00 AM on Mon Jan 21 2008
By Brian Ashcraft
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"newcomer Tomoka Nozawa. Yes, that was a pun, a very embarrassing pun."
:P
None of them are cute. Pass.
@Aiwokote:
All of them are cute!
I didn't like the "cosplay musou" sign on the cover though. I first read "SUREKOPU" and was momentarily confused.
I'm still waiting for the day I get to see a Zaku-II going down on an RX-78. C'mon Japan! I know you won't fail me!
... damn games made into porn... Its gonna be bad.
@Channing: Well to each his own. But all yours buddy!
*Sneaks back to the Doki Doki Majo area. :D*
So it's going to be a single person having incredibly repetitive sex against thousands of generic-looking people?
So will it be one person doing incredibly repetitive sex with the same action over and over again with hundreds of other generic-looking people?
@Ashurahori: rofl
Brilliant!
Dynasty Warriors porn?
Don't you mean
Dynasty Whore-iors?
@Eumenides:
Greatest *zing* moment this week!
@Eumenides: I see what you did there...
Took long enough.
Man, I love my weekly dosage of Pure Bashcraft :)
This is probably the best thing to come out of the Dynasty Warriors name in quite some time.
Wha?! No Lu Bu?!
"third person point-of-view and repetitive scenes."
XD
Well, I do enjoy all things Musou, so I'll probably have to see this too...
The second last girl on the bottom in the green and black is cute, the others are okay.
I wonder if the girls....ride horses and elephants..
*tents fingers*
i can see it now. "Almost there! Here we go! I have defeated an officer!!!"
oh god, i hope meng huo isnt in this one.
i lold, great stuff bash
Oh i get it Dy-nasty Warriors......LOL Priceless.
Dy-Nasty Whore-iors
just pulling things together.
lol
>... damn games made into porn... Its gonna be bad.
and that's a bad thing? :) watashitachi wa chotto hentai desu yo!
It can only be better then anything Hollywood would have turned out for a game movie.
Hot tears of shame indeed.
@TheBoxNinja: sigh.........
This reminds me of "World of Whorecraft".....yes it's real.......google it.
@midwynter: "Impossible...I"
*The hot tears of shame streak down, down, down, burning my skin!
lol @ "newcomer"
Nothing is safe anymore...
I'm cutting off my internet connection for good when they decide to do Pokémon.
And, I'll do it, so no one else has to say it --> "Gotta f*ck 'em all!"
My God.... That just feels.... UGH!!! :(
@DONNYchiban: Thankfully there's not been any live-action, but there's plenty of Pokepron out there.
Sounds like that god-awful Street F*cker asian porn movie only with a slightly more attractive cast.
....wait, is that Lu Xun? I know he's girly but...
Is it more disappointing that good games make bad movies, or bad games make good porn?
@Ashurahori:
lmao.
I love Hot Tears of Shame posts.
This...warrants further study *googles it* xD
Heyyyyy! >:( They never did that in Dynasty Warriors(?)!! O_o
I love the "Hot Tears of Shame" tag.
I giggle like a school-girl each time I see it
Probably the best video game movie ever.
Well, I'm off to find this.
Mosaics or no, this is relevent to my interests.
to say this movie was dirty would be an understatement. what ever happened to good old god fearing conservative cosplay?!?
Well, that was fast... *torrents away*
I approve of this. Now, to the internets!
998! 999! 1000! Congratulations!
@evilralphwiggum: LOL thanks.
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