Finally! I need something new to play after finally putting down Bible Adventures.

God = Greatest Announcer Ever

Now all they need is a game where you are at the ladt supper. :|

why is the pig wearing a top hat...that is NOT in the bible.

I lol'd hardcore.

was the script penned by a five yr old?

Jesus is magic

Boy that writer's strike is sure having far reaching effects....

And this had better be a joke. I don't know how it couldn't be....

I'm changing my religion to buddhism.

I prefer the Bible Game. Best 5 bucks I ever spent.

Sweet zombie moses, that was horrendous.

...this hurts. So, SO bad.

also, how cool is it that they got the windows me music visualizer for their party...awesome.

@minasodaboy: Animal Farm reference?

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned furries.

I...
uh...
That made Megaman Legends animation look fluid and natural.
Where can I renounce my religion, BTW?

is watching this a sin?

DANGER: Hydrogen

...wait, WTF? We have a 45 year old man in a suit with the mind of a 4 year old. It's not pushing a 'SCIENCE IZ EBIL GOD IS GUD' agenda, it's just... *brain cracks*

OMG, greatest OST EVARRRR.

wow,,,, i havent seen graphics that shitty since nintendo...

@TheCleaningGuy: Forgot to add, the VO work will forever be burned into my mind. "No, I like books about animals."

What in the name of The Announcer is going on at 2:37

Is he going to the bathroom behind that desk!?

omfg.....i....have nothing to say

LOL at woman's expression at 2:40.

LOL, this game is so stupid it's funny. " Race me Hanna, Race me"

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There you go, major hotness store.

Also...is that really what a rhinosaurus sounds like?

...this game was quite clearly made under the influence of various drugs.

*brain collapses in on itself*

That game looks like absolute half-past refried ASS and bean burritos.

And no, not even furs would want to play that shit. I just asked some. They got sick from how bad it looked.

This clip makes no sense whatsoever!! Tell the people!

Oh sweet christ...they disco dancing with moses...with what appears to be the ark of the covenant being used as disco lights

This is the product of either drugs or a programming course at a religious school.

penis

Wow. Just... wow.

I want.

Wow, hands down, the best rhinoceros sounds effect ever..

that was frikkin trippy. i wanna see a high person watch this.

That is one of the best things I've seen in my life! When is the Wii/PS3/XB360 version coming out?

I forgot to say: the moment at 2:37 is incredibly disturbing. Nightmares.

@seefresh: Why?

omg wtf is this!!!
had to of come out a while ago maybe 95-96..
this is soo bad in like a good way!
thx for sharing!!
i just posted this vid on some of my buddies myspace
hahha

I think it's pretty obviously a joke, seeing as how the librarian tells the dude that reading a dictionary would be more interesting than the Bible.

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Noah's Adventures from the same folks....Oh god..they are fighting again

Horses on rockets?

Sign me up!

That CANNON ROCKED!!

ROFL
Danger: Hydrogen

Hey at least the horse can turn faster than the one in Oblivion.

wow this is GOD awful... LOL

I just love how the store sells it in what look like recycled jewel cases with $50-printer printed labels. Plus, well. You can buy the SOUNDTRACK.

That's just....wow. Uh.

...

I... I don't know what to say...

Maybe they can follow up with a Grand Canyon-themed brawler.

Uggghhh.. why can't there EVER be a good christianity-based game? I mean, the mythology is all there, and not any worse than Greek, Roman or Norse.
Take for example the battle of Jericho. Make the art style something like Prince of Persia meets Panzer Dragoon meets H.R. Geiger, and make it the darkest, bloodiest, most vile and twisted beat-em-up ever! FTW!

My eyes they burn at the horror that is this game! I'm pretty sure its the devil's work. Plus I want whatever drugs the people who think this is "fun" are taking, on second thought, I don't.

@fyren: The soundtrack is already on its way

Can this be real? *Wafts away purple haze* UGH the video is still there! Damn you all!

@Sabre_Justice: Cause not even furries are this bad.....

Seriously, it looks like they just moded second life and tried to sell it.

BAHAHAHA!!
Everything about this is HILARIOUS!

So does anyone plan on trying the demo?

Oh my god... It just gets more and more screwed up as it goes on. It was hilarious at first with the horrid dialog, acting, and animation, but then it just moves to another level when god starts talking and the music kicks in. XD

This is probably the strangest video I've ever seen posted on Kotaku... and there have been some other crazy ones. Thanks, Brian! This is amazing. ^^

omg..i couldnt get through the first min of this video

this is NOT real. it looks like a shitty video someone made in second life.