/swoon

Hot.

I don't like Jenna Haze's teeth,

i'd hit it.

To be fair, his sneakers probably came from one of those television vending machines, hardly the height of fashion.

Whoa, she's hardcore to the max.

As if I needed another reason to lust for her.

Ah, it's always awesome when we can relate to celebs, be they porn stars or actors. And 10x bonus points if they're really, really hot.

Jenna haze,videogames.What more could you ask for

Not to be an ass but Vampires and Werewolves aren't exactly associated with a massive portion of great literature being that they're usually smut novel heroes/villains. Then again... pornstar and smut.

Though, Sony can use this to their advantage.

"We have pornstars guys, you can get laid while curing cancer and streaming that porn!"

woooooooooow, she fucking rocks, thats awesome

Oh god damn it.

I was porn sober for 4 hours now.

Way to go guys...

what a nerd. She'll never get a a date.

Ah, with all the things to notice in this article, I notice the fact that 'disdain' is spelled wrong first. I should be an English teacher.

I wonder if she had a nerd coach teach her how to speak like a nerd for when nerds ask her nerd questions? I mean, nerds are on the computer a lot, and if they are good nerds, they have a lot of money and no girlfriend and will more likely buy a subscription to her site if they are under the illusion that she is a nerd and likes nerds. It's a conspiracy I tell you.

Pretty much anyone who normally wouldn't be viewed as a nerd that tries to convince everyone shes a nerd by repeating it and attempting to back up such claims = fail. Lemme edit her quote to make her seem less like shes trying to convince us too hard.

"I have shelves full of books at home about vampires and werewolves. And I always have my PSP with me. Unfortunately, I got shot at once, and the bullet hit the PSP...sigh. The poor thing. Right now I'm playing Jeanne D'Arc, which is just awesome. I've clocked in 70 hours and I already have a whole team of maxed out characters! Also, I've got a PS3 and I'm dying for the new Disgaea 3 to come out (hehehehehe)."

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!:

You have to let me borrow your psp. I really need one to play an rpg as i wait to get to school on the bus. I'm also waiting for the new disgaea and i need to get 2 to have the collection.

That's pretty cool. When someone makes fun of me for playing games, ill be like at least pornstars like the games i play *slap*

Yeah, real as her tits.

Well, her co-stars' tits.

@Furious Liver: Yeah, like mentioning Disgaea 3 is going to convince anyone. By which I mean me.

Damn, haven't seen her around in a while. She's hot.

Now, she's hotter. Wonder what her PSN thingy is...

@Maldron: Well that was really irrelevant to the editing, that was just my personal bias slipping in there. Subtle ay? :D

@Shindokie (psn and xbl): No sugar, no PSP. ):<

Shes Hawt.

(Not Spam :D)

Wait a minute, I thought I clicked on the link for the delayed smash bros article?

Oh noes!

@DigiMish: lmao

@Saint Anima (PSN = PoeticMassacre): It's P0rnN3rd

@Furious_Liver:TF2 name i_have_fleas. Frag me!: Keep it you crabby grouchy old man!

@Maldron: haha, win. at least there's his "attitude" haircut.

@Terrorsaur: 4 hours? what're you, nuts? that's what alt+tab is for!

Hmmmm... Wow, so Sony centric even. Now now, I'm not questioning this cute girls hardcore-ness one bit. I would be the most cynical person alive I thought for a second this was part of porn's "triple threat" to usher in the blu-ray age through the promotion of the Sony brand. The porn industry has way more class than that.

Gosh, we have the same interests, her and I. Do you think she'll say "yes" if I ask her out...?

I bet she liked Cloud's buster sword.

@Shindokie (psn and xbl): Commiting acts of violence following a sentence containing the word "pornstars?" You might be letting me know more about you than you want to.

Nerd my ass

She's quite a "performer"

Jeanne D' ARC fan? Be still my heart...

ironic you should use the word "hardcore"

She will release an exclusive Blu-Ray video for all her PS3 fans.

By extension, PSP too will be saturated.

Good read, Ash. As much as I should've been expecting it, I still loved how pretty much every woman on there tried to be sexual / flirtatious in their interviews. Like the smiling when saying she's single and such . . . do they seriously try to pick up journalists? But then again, I guess that makes sense. I think anyone would rather date a journalist than a fellow porn star.

Whats with the Porn Sony love? I want to see a Poll of all the major pornstars on gaming and see if the console domination is the same.

@bangbangblah: you'd be surprised actually, almost all my female friends are gamers and they all look decent to hot lol. In fact almost everyone I know plays games besides family members but if someone doesn't share my interest I'm fairly uninterested but still hang out with a couple of people that don't game.

normally I find these kind of articles pandering, but Jeanne D'arc is just a little too off the radar to be rehearsed. In which case, Jenna Haze is awesome.

To think that Jeanne d'arc's nickname was "The virgin of Orleans"...

To clarifty: Jenna Haze likes video games.
You still don't have a shot in hell.

I think those were the best interviews of a porn star yet...

Based on the commercials, I think she's the PS3's target market.

this is so fucking HOT

porn star + video game = nerd = HOT????

I'm so behind on my porn, apparently.

@Plunkett: Pff. You show me a porn star who plays table-top RPGs, and we'll talk.
"Roll for initiative, baby."

Asia Carrera is nerdy enough to have made a bunch of UT skins...

@InsomniaBob: I use my Lingerie of Allure to lure the goblins away, yea that's going too far but I could be worse

Jeanne D'Arc? That IS pretty hardcore. Not necessarily hot, just nice to see more proof that not all gamers are lonely, young, males.

My fantasy Jessica Alba+Jessica Alba+Jessica Alba oh and did i mention Jessica Albaaaaa

I . . . I . . . I find myself compelled to post in this thread. That is all.

@DarkLuigi: don't hog them all, sheesh.

@Kaosu:
Yeah, me to.

I don't generally like mainstream pornstars, but she just moved up a few notches on my radar. I'm gonna go check her assets more thoroughly and see if she deserves some cred.
To the Empornium!!

@InsomniaBob: I don't know about porn stars, but Dio and Alice Cooper rocked out on some D&D. Man on the Silver Mountain was based on D&D... at least that's what the liner in a "best of Dio" compilation that my friend bought said.

I'm glad someone's a fan of Jeanne D'Arc...

@Psudonym:

You mean the game or the real person that inspired it?