This isn't Prince of Persia. It's not Assassin's Creed, either. No, if you want to pull off some crazy-ass moves in Bionic Commando, you're not going to get a generous "auto-aim" system helping your acrobatics. You're going to have to do all the hard work yourself, by literally aiming the claw in mid-air. Sounds hard, but you'll be all the prouder when you get your act together and get those hot dogs flying through the air with the greatest of ease.

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