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So Bill Gates gave his last keynote. End of an era! But what about the man? Some of you would like to know more. We've run loads of creepy KotakuStalku posts, but this has to be one of the creepier. (Oh goodie!) France's most famous blogger Loic Le Meur dishes to Shiny Shiny's Kat about the time he took a whiz next to Microsoft honcho Bill Gates at another conference. Le Meur says:
You know what I'll tell you. I will look like I'm full of shit if I tell you... I went to the bathroom, and the person next to me was Bill Gates. So, I had more than eye contact. Well, no contact. No, no, there wasn't any contact, right. But, you know, it's kind of a weird situation. You're kinda like, 'I know this guy.' There was no bodyguard or nothing there... That's a true story.
True or not, we take this as startling evidence that Bill Gates is in fact human.
Peeing Next to Bill Gates [Shiny Shiny] [Pic]
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Be honest, did you glance at the richest genitals in the world?
See.
This is what I was talking about.
It appears to be Ashcraft's job to look up the craziest, most pornographic, random stuff that he can. I don't even want to know the google search used to find that picture. Or if he had it already saved on his HDD, why?
@Ashcraft: Congrats on having the greatest job ever.
Really how does ash find this shit? I assume he uses some sort of specialially scripted stumble upon told only to search for "Dirty pictures related to video games"
wow...that would be pretty awkward..only because I'd be "holy crap your bill gates!"
He wasnt urinating, he was unloading all of the concentrated evil that had built up throughout the day.
True story.
He should have started tapping... you know... the protocol ;)
@EnigmaNemesis:
I would. Not that I'd want to see it, necessarily, but...I'd just have to know if mine was bigger or not.
Not knowing would haunt me until my end of days...
Oh, good! The post preview thingy is back!
that yellow liquid was actually leftover deposits and water from his steam-engine body.
He pees money ;)
The Gates dosnt use public urinals, he wouldnt defile something wasnt encrusted in diamonds or recently dug up.
Pix or it didn't happen.
@explodingman:
Gross. :)
Did you hear a klinking coming from his general direction? Everything he does turns to money.
It was probably Ashcraft and he created a fake name... or alias. Tun tun tunnnnn
@Bonz117: Except for making the Xbox and Zune.
(Xbox one, btw. Just in case somebody gets offended)
I would probably attempt to shake his hand and then realise it's highly inappropriate.
You and I both know bill gates was not peeing he was refueling......duh!
robots never waste anything. They are like true outdoorsmen!
I took a whiz next to Michael Jordan about 8 years ago in Scottsdale Arizona. He wasn't as tall as I expected. Was smoking a cigar the whole time.
Somehow only this comes to mind:
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Everyone wants to know, but I'll be the one to ask:
We need a report on penis size. STAT. And if you didn't bother to look, shame on you.
Sir, you seem to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate!
Would you like me to fix you up with some searing hot resin?
He should have taken his wallet. Some people just don't see the obvious.
He pees gold. Wait, that's normal.
He could've tried to cop a feel. But the opportunity was WASTED on a JOURNALIST!
@dowingba: Do you honestly think he carries any money? He doesn't believe in paying more than $7 for a haircut!
@Kirbytheslayer: Loves NinjaBread Man!:
I live to serve.
There's a great song by Bad Credit called, interestingly enough, "Bill Gates Owes Me 5 Bucks". Hilarious song, go check it out at youtube:
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Ok, let's be honest, who else clicked this hoping to hear about someone discretely looking at Bill Gates wang?
Show of hands?
@Elrando: *raises hand*
Must resist urge to quote Maddox... AGH!
I once peed at the same stall right after Hideo Kojima went peeing at the E3...
I am quite content to say that Kojima's and my urine is mingled in the vast sewer out there somewhere.
Bill Gates was so much happier to be around all those ladies for a picture than by peeing with you
He doesn't piss gold, his penis is made of gold itself.
I the the [Pic] link was of the bathroom. :(
So nothing happened?
Somehow I hoped that, not thinking you'd put out your other hand to shake his, but he'd be busy with it, and a third man on the other side of him would offer his assistance and well...
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@Elliuotatar:
Too funny!
Uh-oh, the Robo-Gates was leaking coolant
@marissa_melee:
Melinda on the honeymoon:
"So that's why it's called Microsoft."
Rimshot!
Bill Gates pee is made of Ones and Zeros.
@Patient:
More likely Monopoly pieces. Geddit? Monopoly? ollloooolllol
Just saying that Bill Gates is rich because of his business decisions and not because of his tech prowess.
Big deal. I once pumped Ted Nugent's gas back in
1980 (and no, he didn't have a varmint strapped
to his hood ^_^).
@Mr. Fap☆Fap!: lol i dunno i'd probably get identiy theft by him if i got caught looking.
Also Yay the post preview thing is back now if they can stop the disappearing post they sometimes do.
Finally it's explained how money doesn't buy happiness! Because with money, you have strange journalists staring down at your crotch as you wizz.
That's the most stupid news story of 2008... gotta love Kotaku!
*LOL*
@retronaut:
Who said peeing next to Bill Gates was news?
@Brian Ashcraft: I never knew anyone ever peed beside Bill Gates, so it's news to me. Actually, I never even knew Bill Gates had to eliminate wastes from his body in the first place.
@Brian Ashcraft:
It isn't news, it's a privilege!
"I never trust a Frenchman" ~Revolver Ocelot
That means that Bill Gate's true origin as a biological entity is still up for grabs.
LOL
Bill Gates pees standing and not seeted? finally uncle bill has my admiration :P
Its like that John Wayne joke. Someone would notice him while peeing at the urinal, turn his whole body and end up peeing on his boots.
I've heard that a good percentage of Japanese men pee sitting down.
Now if they've heard of how the richest man in the world, Bill Gates, does it, I just hope they would follow his... erm... shining example.
@The Dark Defender: "I never trust a Frenchman" ~Revolver Ocelot
Especially when said Frenchman is Le Meur, whom everybody outside of France is lucky enough NOT to know. His main claim to fame is being the French President's lapdog from before he became President. Basically a crony with a blog, successful though he may be.
I mean, a true, worthy, self-respecting blogger would have taken a picture of Bill's bollocks - with his iPhone, too, adding insult to injury.
You guys are blind. No clue as to where Ash gets this stuff? Obviously he was the guy draining his lizard next to gates. Just didn't have the jewels to ask the questions he always wanted to ask Mr.Gates.
Shaken or Stirred?