Kotaku
So you've got yourself a Wii for Christmas, and you've managed to snag the system's best games, maybe a controller sleeve or one of those nifty charging cradles, but one thing still bothers you. Where the hell's the shark gun? Here the hell's the shark gun. $10.86 at DealExtreme snags you the Paga Shark Light Gun for the Wii, finally adding the "True Experience" of pointing a shark at your television, just like the U.S. Military. Just slip the Wiimote up top, plug the nunchuk (also named mushroom head?) into the shark's anus and you are good to go! Marine sodomy has never been so much fun!
As you can see, I wasn't making up the mushroom head thing. In case you were wondering why you would need a shark-shaped light gun for your Wii, the answer is right there, plain as day.
"With lively appearance and smooth lines, shark gun makes you feel comfortable, and give you a strong sense of shark-like invincible force."It kinda sounds like Cake lyrics if you space it out just right. I don't even know why I am still typing. You've already all left to order yourself one of these. Just remember, "This product shouldbe put in the dranghty and rentilafect no matter being used or leave unused." Or else.
Pega Shark Light Gun for Wii [DealExtreme - Thanks Andy!]
Comments
Pega, sounds reliable.
Whats even better is that this thing is made by 'Pega', that has got to be the worst blatant copying of a company's name ever.
Ponic Team has really gone downhill as of late.
good lord, im getting my broom and calling shenanigans on this.
....with shark like power of invicible or whatever it was.
I see only danger in having a tag called "mushroom head."
The front of the box claims it's the "true experience" of shooting with a shark. As a gun. Which I've done in Costa Rica; I will scrutinize this imitation harshly.
'Pega' is a tense of 'pegar,' which is 'hit' in English.
LAWSUIT
*OBJECTION... wait! *gets head bitten off by sharks*
Best Wii attachment ever.
I've often wanted to feel as invincible as a shark - now I can. This product will change my life forever.
Thats it! now that I know that purchasing a wii will allow me to sodomize helpless plastic animals with the help of this...acc- uh, con-...device. I'm going to walmart and taking a lawn chair.
"A strong sense of shark-like invincible force".
I want.
This is a joke, right?
If I saw this in the store before christmas, I would have bought one for every one of my friends who has a Wii. Damn, I wanna play with a strong sense of shark-like invincible force.
Remember, though, this product should be put in the dranghty and rentilafecl no matter being used or leave unused.
I'm beginning to unveil this mystery. If you hit (pegas) a shark, it'll go away. So sharks aren't actually invincible... what else are they hiding?
And I'm sorry, it has to be said: The trigger is a penis. A shark penis.
That's not his dorsal fin......
"It kinda sounds like Cake lyrics if you space it out just right."
I can hear it right now, and I already want the single.
Also, is that Sam Fisher in the crosshairs?
Compatible with the Wu, nice.
@Double J: You aren't just invincible. You are... LEGEND. [insert movie ending spoiler]. The JAWS shark blew up at the end, right?
If you know the ending to I am Legend you'd understand.
Apparently it's only compatible with the "Wu". I now want a Wu simply so I can squeeze the shark penis and kill bad guys with an invincible shark-like feeling...
@Double J:
LOL...Didn't notice till you said it.
Hilarious.
I've been on the fence about purchasing a wii but after seeing this I don't think I can wait any longer. I wanted to join the army in order to get the true experience of shooting with shark shaped weapons but I have flat feet..........while I caress this instrument of death firmly in my hands I will picture the recruiter who gave me the news about my feet........
A "you are there" feel?!
DO WANT
i got to get me one of these "Wü"
there are so many cool accessories! (and they're cheap!)
Why stop at sharks? Where's the Pikachu gun!
I can't decide if I enjoy playing easily or playing happily better.........at least with this I get both!
Shark gun can make you feel comfortable! Order today to receive accompanying pharmaceutics.
@DreamcastRIP: We already had a Mew stylus... With odd placement. We don't need pedophiles buying "odd" Pikachu peripherals.
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana-phone!
The Wii Perfect Shot is still the best Wii gun shell out there. This is just... wow, just wow.
I'm getting that "you are there" feeling just looking at it...
At least it doesnt look like a gun so the parents will not bitch about it.
I guess this is as close as I am going to get to having a shark with a freaking laser beam attached to its head.....
Isn't that for the chinese ripoff Wu? Not the actual Wii
i'm still laughing at the mushroom head. who ever came up with this stuff should be shot, with a shark-gun shaped baretta.
OK, so now we have a "Pega Shark Gun"?
I know it's a ripoff from Ghost Squad's "squirt bikini babes with dolphin water gun" scenario so now the question is, where are the bikini babes?
Ah, finally... the perfect Wii accessory for my cousin who lives in the hollowed-out volcano on Death Island....
Fuck.............just fuck.
Is that a soldier on the package there? Possibly one of our guys fending off insurgents with his invincible......fish?
This feels disrespectful somehow.
@MonkeyBiz:
Celluar, modular, interactive-odular:
[www.newgrounds.com]
You do realize now that you have posted this, the post shall worm its way to Cake, and they may very well make it into lyrics.
I swear to gravy, the first person who replies with a Portal quote will feel my fury, my noodley muscled fury.
Wü?
Is it the PAL version of the Vii or what?
This article reminded me of why I read Kotaku. Well done.
shark-like invincible force.
Is that kid in the upper right hand corner in a neck brace?
Did the Shark Gun turn on him?
i used to be a loser, no job, no car, no girlfreind.
-but!, thanks to the pega shark gun ive got shark like invincible force all through the day....it hasnt actually gotten me anything yet but..
@underground_slacker: "Hey, good-lookin'! I'll be back to shoot you with a shark LATER!"
The gun gives you a "you are there" feel? Where the hell would that be, exactly, where there are shark guns?
The nunchuk is connected in step 1 and then invisible in step 2.
Unnumbered, unlabeled step 3: gun looks less like a shark for some reason so you stab yourself in the neck.
"poking the trigger with your forefinger"
Everyone knows you are supposed to poke the dranghty with your forefinger, not the trigger.
It's shark-tastic!
You have to push your mushroom head into the shark... riiight.
Maybe they'll release a Caligula peripheral so you can waggle your spear and show off your Roman war helmet.
No support for the Waa?
Officially awful.
Would be perfect for "Armed and Dangerous" if only it was on the Wii.
I can't help but ask...why?
The sketch showing how to plug the shark on the nunchuk scares me and reminds me of the creappy VC cats comic.
[www.vgcats.com]
@captainmurphy: FIGNUTS!!!! sorry i had to say it.
Oh, Shark Gun. Bring me that "you are there" feel.
Why does the Wii have to get the shittiest things. I am glad Hannah Montana is exclusive to the Wii, now, with this shark gun, I can shoot her stupid face.
In at the last minute, I vote this entry for Best Engrish of 2007.
words (even engrish words) fail me.