It's a challenge to find the most offensive aspect of Activision's Dancing With The Stars for the Wii. Is it worth dumping on for being another piece of shovelware for Nintendo's best-selling platform? Should we focus on mocking the marketing department for its blatant iPod advertising rip-off? Or are the purely pre-rendered backgrounds, which we can't imagine are even marginally interactive, deserving of our bile? Oh, we just can't pick favorites! It all sucks equally.

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