Rock Band may make you feel like a rock star...but video playback tells a different story. Even EA's industrial strength fog machines can't make me look good normal playing the drums.
So much for my fantasies of snorting coke off a pair of perfectly spandexed roadie GROUPIE butt cheeks.
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