To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: Sheesh

When I got back home for about five hours or so, I seriously had no clue what the wife and child were blabbering about in Japanese. Same was true when I got in to LA for E3 — took a bit before my ear adjusted to hearing "real" English.

Oh! This is totally off-topic, but Axl Rose is in Japan, and there's an email going around that's trying to get people to "party" with him in Aoyama, Tokyo. From the email:

We have been told that he will ACT JUST LIKE A NOTORIOUS ROCK STAR and be surrounded by beautiful chicks and tons of booze. No cameras allowed!!! and you can only watch from out side the cage!!! Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Sounds like he's in the Thunderdome, and everyone watches him drink. Fun! Rose cancelled his Tokyo Guns n Roses concert on account of him being batshit insane. I mean, who fires the best hair metal guitarist of his generation to work with session guys? Kooky!

What you missed last night
PS3 sells a million in Japan
We want J back!
Kojima shows MGS4 gameplay

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