Jesus! Dreadful! Bio-Monster! Years back, developer Enix (of current Square Enix fame) released a Famicom text-based survival horror game called "Jesus: Kyoufu no Bio Monster." The game is set in 2061 when Halley's Comet has changed direction and starts heading right for earth! The nations of the world, who banded together to create the space station "Jesus," must figure out how to stop the comet. Players are the Japanese rep. and military cadet Hayao Musou. While our usually rule of thumb is that no way a game with that kooky title can be any good, Jesus: Dreadful Bio-monster is apparently fairly decent. The game's music was even composed by Koichi Sugiyama, who's behind the instantly recognizable Dragon Quest theme. Jesus: Kyoufu no Bio-Monster never saw an English translation. How sad!
Best part: this post comes via former Kotaku regulars Eliza Gauger and Florian Eckhardt, who's now writing under the so very fake name John Brownlee. Flor and Eliza have a new site, covering things like full-facial tattoos, dolphin sex and Bela Lugosi. Utterly delightful.
Jesus Game [ectoplasmosis]

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