Watching Pachter Watch Stuff

How does part-time analyst, full-time soothsayer Michael Pachter describe games? As fate would have it, I was in the Pach's presence at least three separate E3 events: the Nintendo presser, the THQ presser and SEGA's game demos. Apparently, Pachter spent his E3 checking pretty much everything out, only to retire to his lair to shift through burnt embers and put in livestock orders for sacrificial water buffalo. I jotted down some non-newsy worthy E3 quotes the Pach said and present them here taken them totally out of context:
"I love the reply. It's so cute."
"That's just dumb. You don't win a match by taunting your opponent."
"The wolves whimper when they're thrown. It cracks me up."
"This is stupid."
"Can we get this posted to the internet tonight?"
"Not cute."
So there ya go, Pachter out-of-context. Remember investors: this year "cute" is in. "Not cute" is real iffy.