For all Sony's grovelling and bowing and further grovelling, the Church of England can't seem to turn the other cheek. Indeed, they're still so upset about the whole church/Resistance/gunplay fiasco that they've clambered up on their pulpit and issued the following four commandments, designed to ensure the developers of tomorrow avoid the mistakes made by Insomniac, developers of the present.

1. Respect our sacred spaces as places of prayer, worship, peace, learning and heritage.

2. Do not assume that sacred space interiors are copyright free.

3. Get permission from the faith leaders who are responsible for the building interiors you want to clone.

4. Support the work of those engaged in resisting the culture of gun crime and those involved in promoting the work of conflict resolution.

Oh Church of England. Just relax. Come on, breathe with me. In. And out. When I need to let go, I like to think of a wave, breaking upon the sand before sliding gently back into the embrace of mother ocean. See if that works for you.

Manchester Cathedral says Sony apology not enough and issues new digital rules [The Times]