Upon arriving at the styling Helix Hotel in downtown Washington DC, the man at the desk informed me that there was a special gift waiting for me in my hotel room. I rushed up the elevator...somehow, and into my room to find...free coffee! Completely complimentary! Unfortunately my room had been missed in the swag rush, but I was hooked up the next day at Bethesda with this awesome Vault-Tec lunch box, with faux vintage ads on both sides. Within it I discovered a Fallout 3 t-shirt (a 2X, no less!), a can of Nuke Cola, and the amazing Vault Boy bobblehead, whose thumbs up pose is perfect for validating anything in your life, except perhaps ignoring airport security rules.

On the way home with my carry ons I was stopped at the security checkpoint, where they proceeded to literally break open the lunch box, confiscating the Nuke Cola in the name of national security. My poor poor lunch box, killed for the cause of freedom. He was so brave! *sniffles*

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