The first wave of ill-conceived, poorly carried-out Half-Life 2 maps has hit the Internet. The hack jobs include maps like 3rooms collection of Um, rooms and DM Frag Dodgeball s collection of absolutely nothing but space. Something Awful reviews a collection of these early entry mods with its normal tact.

For whatever reason, be it stupidity or inbreeding, Dr. Nick has decided to place a ton of boxes and barrels on a high platform and set them up to topple all over each other as soon as the map is done loading. This is akin to anally raping your CPU with a plunger. You might as well go out for coffee with some ho you met at the bus stop because it's going to take that long for your computer to catch up.

Yeah I have a bug for you. YOUR MAP IS DOGSHIT.

Half Life 2 User Created Maps: The First of the Worst [Something Awful]