Team Ninja's Tomonobu Itagaki likes to talk some shit. That, we all know. What we didn't know is that it's so out of control he's challenging all-comers to take him on at...Pikmin 2.

I'm a professional when it comes to Pikmin. I know everything there is to know about that game. You go against me head-to-head in Pikmin 2, and I'll show you who's boss. [Laughs] I've probably played somewhere between 500 and 700 matches.

See? Out. Of. Control. Dude needs help, before Miyamoto catches word and takes his ass to the cleaners. Shiggy only rolls at the high stakes Pikmin 2 matches. Luke Plunkett

Itagaki Interview [Nintendo Power, thanks chuckyeager!]