Ninja Gaiden Sigma (or Shigima, if you prefer) for the PLAYSTATION 3 is going to be SO good that even Japanese idol-caliber girls are going to hypnotized by the demon-beheading ways of Ryu Hayabusa. Just kidding, obviously. It's right there in the manual, Ninja Gaiden is NOT compatible with vaginas. Oh, yeah. Don't miss Ninja Guy in line.
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