Seriously, there s no way this is a coincidence: Nintendo is giving away $3,750 in prizes to the person who enters the best haiku poem about Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. A haiku expert will judge the winner. The contest kicked off three weeks after I wrote my very first Haiku review for the GameCube first-person shooter. I ve got one thing to say to all of you Haiku review naysayers...um, okay, I can t think of anything clever. But consider yourself chastised.

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