Ice-cream trucks? So 1985. Kids these days, they need a hook if you're going to sell them sweet, cold snacks from a moving van. Greensleeves doesn't cut it with the tech-savvy youth of 2007. They need videogame characters. And not just any videogame character: thinly-veiled copyright violations.

That's not to discredit the quality of the goods on sale: an official Donkey Kone Banana Boat sure does sound yum. Luke Plunkett

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