Wood is good and I m not just talking morning wood, I m talking the kind you hang ornaments from. The National Christmas Tree Association has a corny little game that has you taking out robotic artificial Christmas trees bent on canceling the holiday season. I m not making this shit up. Between the rounds of tossing snowballs at angry fake trees an elf pops up and says things like Nothing says Christmas like a real tree and Wood is good. Yes it is, yes it is.

Attack of the Mutant Artificial Trees [Kewlbox via Water Cooler Games]