Pointing Fish says, "A little known difference between Western and Japanese developers is that some want your stool while their across-the-pond counterparts don't."

We just got word of one development house who falls into the latter category, CCing this icky warning to its employees.

Anonymous writes:

This message is specifically targeted to the individual that has decided to start smearing feces and boogers on the bathroom stall walls over the last few months. Just so you know, we have a basic timeline of when this started and have been carefully comparing it to the hiring records. As I've had to field the complaints I'm also considering implementation of scheduled breaks where the condition of the bathroom will be monitored. I'm really quite disgusted to have to do this but it must stop. Since this is an act of vandalism that **** has to pay to clean, I plan to involve **** security and the **** police as soon as we catch you.

Yuck! You thought game development was hard? Try mid-level management! This whole scenario reminds me of this classic Onion bit.

Know who this is? Everybody gets one guess in the comments! Michael McWhertor

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