All the drama! Earlier, jiggly game developer David Jaffe whined about Calling All Cars' review scores. Then, there was chatter and hints from Jaffe himself that the game was being pushed back for retooling. And, now Jaffe is just gonna shuddup. He blogs:

But for the time being, I'm going to go dark. My stylings have upset some folks within the biz I care very much about and that I can not live with. For me, it's always been silly, stupid fun...you know, giving what I get, talking like alot of folks on geeky message boards do, trash talking,etc. But I guess some folks have taken it to heart and that's not cool for me. End of the day, even the folks who spew much venom my way, I probably would like very much in real life. As I've said before, we're all geeks and if you can't get along with a fellow geek, then what's the point.

Anyway, so CAC is coming out...soon? I dunno. It's done, so I'm just waiting now for the official word. I'm sure you'll see the press release when Sony lets it out. But I will be playing online for sure, so hope to see you guys in the game!

The bit about us all being geeks is rather touching, actually! But, Jaffe being Jaffe, he's not one to relax and pussy out before going dark. He doesn't mince words, and he gets in few jabs at a mysterious, unnamed website. Hit the jump for the fireworks.

TO THE LAME ASS WEBSITE THAT SHALL GO UNNAMED- Fuck you, guys. Go fuck yourselves. What other developer makes a fucking change to a game when a review (IGN's in this case) has a good, valid point and is willing to open the fucking code up at the risk of more bugs to make the game better? Amazing.But hey, you guys are great, you guys rock. I hope Kotaku fucking puts your ass out of business, wanna be fucktards. And if you were actual journalists you would have read the motherfucking quote I posted on NEOGAF where I said because of the two bugs we needed to fix (not because I was afraid of the bargin bin) we had a window of opp. to fix the magnet problem. Assholes...total fucking assholes.

That Jaffe, he's tangy! Brian Ashcraft

Jaffe Going Dark [JAFFE'S GAME DESIGN, Thanks Chris!]