OK, we all make mistakes. My latest was that whole writing reviews with Haikus idea. What the hell was I smoking? But, always a man of my word, here s my first and last Haiku review, in the note of Metroid Prime. Feel free to heap on the abuse via email me.

Metroid Prime 2 is
dark and light, morph ball and gun;
Master Chief, who s that?

Your pain is over, dear readers.